User:Finalfreakfantasy

Finalfreakfantasy is a shady character from the Keyhole and Final Fantasy Wiki, who recently decided to move to Kingdom Hearts Wiki. He aspires to become a Nobody, a member of the Organization XIII, or whatever it is, the true Organization or whatchamacallit. His greatest influence in that realm is Luxord, Gambler of Fate, Master of Time, Wielder of... cards... Well. He does some cool stuff with them.

Ahem, anyways...

History

Finalfreakfantasy, or FFFreak or Freak or Dr. Freak or Darth Freak or His Most Royal Lordship Master Finalfreakfantasy, was born in November 1995, to a cold winter morning in Helsinki, Finland. It wasn't until 2004 when he first discovered Kingdom Hearts, his father asking if he'd like to have the first game in the series as a Christmas present. Well, being an avid gamer and childhood fan of Disney, of course he wanted to give it a shot. Needless to say, the game drew FFFreak in itself and delivered a huge impact on him, making him tell his friends about it and play it day and night.

Anticipation for the sequel, Kingdom Hearts II began soon after he had finished the first game. Since he didn't own, and never has to this date a Gameboy of any kind, he never had played Chain of Memories. It's fixed now, I'll get to that later. Many times he would go to the store with his parent(s) to buy Kingdom Hearts II, only to notice it hasn't come out yet. Many times he would surf the internet, seeking new info about the game, to find out that his favourite actor of all times, Christopher Lee would act in it. Then finally, in Christmas 2006, when the long torment was finally put to an end, and a shiny Kingdom Hearts II appeared from FFFreak's present wrapping. Playing it immediately on the night of Christmas Eve (yes, in Finland kids open their gifts on Eve, whatcha gonna do about it?) and getting immersed in that Disney/Square- fantasy world once again.

Then came Final Fantasies. Next!

Christmas... wait... yes, I do believe so - Christmas 2009 was a happy day once again, for FFFreak's little brother had got that Nintendo DS (which didn't have Gameboy backwards compatibility) and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (along with other games). Yes, FFFreak loved it too, and a bit over a year later he would also buy Re:Coded for that very same system.

Then came sadness, for FFFreak didn't have a PSP, a Gameboy, a 3DS nor a Japanese-game-compatible-system, so he wouldn't be able to play Birth by Sleep, Chain of Memories (nor Re:version, as it hasn't come out in Europe... yet(September, yay :D)), Dream Drop Distance nor any of the Final Mixes, respectively. Well, it didn't end there, for you see, Freak learned an efficient way to emulate these games, and he's now able to play them all, save for Dream Drop Distance. He's still waiting to play Kingdom Hearts Final Mix and Re:Chain of Memories, but he only has to wait til that 1.5 Remix comes out.

That's about it then.

Plethora of Userboxes

(edit) Userboxes en-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English. fr-3 Cet utilisateur sait contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français. it-1 Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano. This user is male. This user is a fan of Disney movies. This user is a fan of the Final Fantasy games. This user works for Aperture Science, and knows how to think with portals. This user contributes using Google Chrome. This user contributes with Windows. This user edits the Final Fantasy Wiki. This user defeated Ansem and started the epic story of Kingdom Hearts. This user has locked every single Keyhole. This user defeated Xemnas and restored peace to the worlds. This user has completed Jiminy's Journal. This user took on Riku and discovered the secrets of Xion. This user has taken on the Dustflier, and won multiple times! This user has unlocked The King in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. This user has unlocked Sora in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. This user dove to the heart and completed Ventus's story. This user debugged the datascape. This user is a fan of DiZ. This user is a fan of Donald Duck. Quack! This user is a fan of the Beast. This user is a fan of Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King! This user is a fan of Jack Sparrow... who still seems to be held ransom by the curse. This user is a fan of Stitch. This user is a fan of Hunny. Oh, and Pooh, of course! This user thinks there is no better host than Lumiere. This user is a fan of the big blue lump! This user somehow tolerates Lady Tremaine, and what a scary world they must live in... This streetrat bows to Jafar. Hey. User, fan of Hades, yadda yadda yadda. This user is a fan of the old hag. You know... that old hag. This user is part of Captain Barbossa's motley crew. This user is a fan of Scar. This user is a fan of Chernabog, and awaits the eruption of Bald Mountain on Walpurgis Night. This user is a fan of Squa-- uh, Leon. Whatever. This user is a fan of Auron, and would like to be part of his story. This user is a fan of the One-Winged Angel. This user is a fan of Vivi. This user wonders if you know the rules. This user wonders if you've been a good boy. This user keeps forgetting not to mess with Keyblade wielders. This user is a scientist... yes! This user is a powerful Dragoon. You would do well to learn from him or her. This user is a noble Samurai, now draw your weapon. This user loves Master Form. This user thinks that Limit Form is the best form ever. This user loves Goofy's Tortoise Form. Hyuk! This user loves the orchestrated version of Passion. This user loves Ventus's character theme. This user loves the song The 13th Anthology. This user loves the song Destati. This user loves the song Desire for All That is Lost. This user loves the song Fate of the Unknown. This user loves the song Night of Fate. This user loves the song The Other Promise. This user is a master pilot of Gummi Ships. This user wants a challenge in the Underdrome. This user enjoys playing with their friends on the Command Board.

This space could be filled with any kind of random crap.

Hmmm....

How about this? Banana. Heehee...

You still reading my boxes?

Now? OK.

Island of Favourite Things and Star-Shaped Lipstick Bottles... Or Not

Here Freak has made short descriptions of his favourite aspects of the series, from characters to worlds to Heartless to Gummi Ship-parts. Enjoy!

Favourite original good guy

1st: Sora

The Keyblade's chosen one, Sora is the main protagonist of the series. He's goofy, friendly, always there to help. A friend everyone wants but only a few deserves (I'm looking at Riku).

I chose him for those reasons and because he's lovely to play with, with his awesome skills and move sets. Also he has the best Keyblades.

2nd: Ansem the Wise/DiZ

One word: Christopher Lee. No, wait, that's two. Well, whatever. 'Nuff said. Well, jokes aside, the world wasn't very fair for Ansem, putting him in a state of vengeance. Still, in the end, was his vengeance fulfilled? Was he rewarded? Maybe, maybe not. Still, replacing Sir Lee with Corey Burton, though understandable and forgivable, is quite incomprehensible and unforgivable. Wait... Gosh darnit! Anyways, he's number two for this sole reason.

3rd: Ventus

Much like his well-famed lookalike Roxas, Ven's life isn't exactly glamorous. Either he's getting his heart broken or his dark side gets extracted from him, yet there are friends for him. Also he moves neatly.

Worst: Riku

Ugh, I've never liked him. He's that friend who always brags while not even bragging, he's annoying, he became a puppet of evil, yet redeemed himself. Still, while working in the background, he helped Sora and his friends. Still, he's annoying. And gay. Or maybe not. I hope he dies. Well, that's harsh. I hope... ah, forget it!

Favourite Organization XIII member

1st: Luxord

The Gambler of Fate, The Thrower of Dies, The Flipper of Cards, The Mysterious Walking Oxford Dictionary. Luxord is calm, collected, intelligent, and he'd rather skip the formalities (read: boring taunts). Though the Nobodies he controls, the Gamblers, aren't very special, he's the number one member (or number ten, actually) for me.

2nd: Vexen

The Chilly Academic, Number Four in the Organization. He's an old scientist, who wants to be taken seriously. Yet I think he isn't. Oh, well, you tried. Also, he played Riku like a fiddle, making a replica of him. Hehehee...

3rd: Xigbar

The Freeshooter, Number Two in the Organization. He could be defeated, if he was just an any old guy. 'Cept he's not. Nothing any old about him. He looks pretty old, but apparently he isn't. He controls the Snipers, which are my favourite kind of Nobodies. Also, his boss fight is pretty fun, though difficult.

Worst: Lexaeus

The Silent Hero, Number Five in the Organization. I've never been one for brute force. And... since I've yet to play Riku's story in Chain of Memories (ugh, how I'm NOT waiting for that), I don't really know much about him. I only know he's a... silent hero... and he's strong as heck. Well, all in due time.

Favourite Disney party member

1st: Donald Duck

The Royal Court Wizard, Donald Duck accompanies Sora through his adventures. He's the most useful party member, healing his friends and dealing magical damage to his foes. Also, he's funny, like D.Duck should be. I hope he was playable in KH3, that would be awesome. Well, at least I got to play with him in Days.

2nd: Jack Skellington

Nightmare Before Christmas is one of my favourite films and Jack is absolute number one in the film. He's charming, funny and quite eccentric. His world is also one of my favourites.

3rd: Jack Sparrow

Another Jack. He could be higher on this list, but truth is, James Arnold Taylor isn't Johnny Depp. Not. By. A long shot. Yet, he manages to be quite funny in Kingdom Hearts II as well.

Worst: ???

I'm sorry. I simply can't decide which would be the least good Disney party member. Since none of them is really bad, I can't say.

Favourite Disney bad guy

1st: Maleficent

The antagonist of the Disney cast, Maleficent is cruel, epic and evil. She is my absolute favourite Disney villain of all times and I liked her boss battles in the original KH. I only curse that she wasn't a boss in KH2. Oh well, KH3, this fight will be resolved.

2nd: Hades

I love how they got the original voice actor of Hades to voice him in KH series. All of the games where Hades's voice features! James Woods brings humour to this ghastly character and he's the god of Death. Who wouldn't love that?

3rd: Ursula

The sea witch from the Little Mermaid, she has also been one of my favourite Disney villains for quite some time. Her boss fights were awesome (yes, I even enjoyed the KH2 one), though I wish she'd show the same malevolence and madness as in the film she originated. That's why she's so low on the list.

Worst: Scar

OK, let's make one thing clear: Scar is absolutely one of the greatest Disney villains. But in KH2 he gets barely any screen time, he's not as gruesome and cunning as in the film and he looks silly. I wish he had been better in the game. He was a disappointment.