User:Sorceror Nobody

About me...sort of

Sorceror Nobody's logo ← My personal logo

I am Sorceror Nobody (not to be confused with Sorcerer Nobodies). Although I am a Nobody, I am not under Xemnas's control, nor am I affiliated in any way with Organization XIII. I like it that way, since they are all losers. Except Axel of course, and Roxas I guess. Zexion is also pretty cool, mainly because he's a bit mysterious. The jury is out on what I think of the Organization's number XIV, since I don't yet know anything about her.

Anyway, the point is that I am a fan of Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, with Kingdom Hearts II being one of the stronger candidates for my favourite game ever. I have FFVI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2 and XII, as well as KH and KHII. I have played and completed both FF Tactics Advance and KH Chain of Memories on GBA. More recently, I got a DS, and thus have got and completed FFXII: Revenant Wings and FFCC: Ring of Fates. I am now eagerly awaiting the release of KH 358/2 Days.

I am also on the Final Fantasy Wiki, YouTube and FanFiction.net. Feel free to check out my videos and my fanfiction (which has the grand total of one chapter so far, and is on official hiatus).

Sorceror Nobody ← Self-portrait (lol)

Achievements

Feel free to ignore this section... it's just me talking about what I've managed to do. I'm not even claiming that my acheivements are particularly impressive: there's always going to be someone out there who's done better after all... except for anything where I have the optimum record (maximum score or whatever) of course.

Kingdom Hearts

Olympus Coliseum Cup	Record Time Remaining
Phil Cup	01'42"19
Pegasus Cup	00'13"59
Hercules Cup	00'28"79
Hades Cup	01'51"13

Minigame	Record	Notes
Jungle Slider	00'32"03	All 10 fruits collected
	01'28"51	All 20 fruits collected
	01'53"83	All 30 fruits collected
	02'43"89	All 40 fruits collected
	02'51"16	All 50 fruits collected
Vine Jump (No Glide cheating)	...	Jump Course
	...	Trap Course
	...	Acrobat Course
	...	Expert Course
Pooh's Hunny Hunt	265 licks	N/A
Block Tigger	216 points	N/A
Pooh's Swing	43 yards	N/A
Tigger's Giant Pot	00'29"11	N/A
Pooh's Muddy Path	03'30"06	N/A

Rare Truffle Hits Record

4 hits

Record Score - Sora vs Riku

99 vs 30

Chain of Memories

Completed both storylines. Completed the Journal and D Report, including all of the Enemy Cards for the Journal - which is quite a bit harder than you might think... well not hard, but takes bloody ages.

Kingdom Hearts II

Proud Mode completed (repeatedly), 100% Journal completion, all characters at level 99, Summon and all Drive Forms at level 7, 100% Gummi Route completion. Also defeated Sephiroth on one save file without using any items.

Minigame	Record	Notes
Twilight Town
Mail Delivery	00'08"31	N/A
Cargo Climb	00'10"74	N/A
Grandstander	338 hits	N/A
Poster Duty	00'25"03	N/A
Bumble Buster	00'02"79	N/A
Junk Sweep	2 hits	N/A
SB Street Rave	2226 points	N/A
Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden
SB Freestyle	1819 points	N/A
Olympus Coliseum
Phil's Training	1771 points	N/A
Underdrome High Scores	2583 points	Pain and Panic
	1693 points	Cerberus
	7099 points	Titan
	4776 points	Goddess of Fate
	4276 points	Pain and Panic Paradox
	1582 points	Cerberus Paradox
	11053 points	Titan Paradox
	23848 points	Hades Paradox
Agrabah
Magic Carpet	65 Heartless	N/A
SB Sand Slider	14 points	N/A
Halloween Town
Gift Wrapping	174 points	N/A
SB Workshop Rave	1847 points	N/A
Port Royal
SB Time Attack	00'18"14	N/A
Space Paranoids
Light Cycle	34 Heartless	N/A
100 Acre Wood
A Blustery Rescue	19170 points	N/A
Hunny Slider	9872 points	N/A
Balloon Bounce	7342 points	N/A
The Expotition	01'04"06	N/A
The Hunny Pot	9999 points	N/A

Gummi Route	Mission	Medal Lv.	Enemies	Score
Asteroid Sweep	1	30 (S)	376	1227630
	2	30	575 (S)	1600669
	3	...	...	2526689 (S+4)
Stardust Sweep	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	616 (S)	...
	3	...	...	3364849 (S+6)
Phantom Storm	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	640 (S)	...
	3	...	...	2740759 (S+4)
Splash Island	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	470 (S)	...
	3	...	...	1737489 (S+3)
Floating Island	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	387 (S)	...
	3	...	...	1439819 (S+2)
Ancient Highway	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	409 (S)	...
	3	...	...	1624059 (S+3)
Broken Highway	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	401 (S)	...
	3	...	...	1093239 (S)
Sunlight Storm	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	662 (S)	...
	3	...	...	3018249 (S+4)
Assault of the Dreadnought	1	30 (S)	...	...
	2	...	708 (S)	...
	3	...	...	5535159 (S+5)

Note: Ranks are only given for the Mission Parameter that is relevant to the Mission Level. However, I have included the other two Parameters in each case because each Mission Level is technically a different challenge even for any single Gummi Route, and therefore the achievement of records is applicable to all three Parameters for every one of the 27 Gummi Missions.

Trivia

This section is about things that happened to me in any of the three Kingdom Hearts games that were unusual, cool, interesting, amusing, scarily coincidental, etc.

DISCLAIMER: My opinion of the above terms (i.e. interesting/cool/etc.) may differ wildly from yours!

• On one occasion while playing Kingdom Hearts, after completing the Hercules Cup and acquiring Metal Chocobo, I used the Yellow Trinity to obtain Olympia. When I then equipped Olympia, Sora was holding the Metal Chocobo, but a quick look at the equipment menu confirmed that Olympia was the equipped keychain! Unfortunately, I inadvertently corrected this interesting glitch with no opportunity for further investigation, and have since been unable to reproduce it.

• At one point, observing the three KH save files on the Load screen, one was at 18:28 play time. Doubling this time gives 36:56, surprisingly close to another of the play times (36:49). That's nothing... doubling 36:49 gives 73:38. The third save file had a play time of... 73:37. This was all purely accidental.

Game Challenges

This is such a popular concept among video gamers, so I thought I'd devise some. Be warned, most of them are outright daft and suggested mostly for the sake of amusement. Still, some of them are feasible, and a couple are actually ones I've done. Each challenge has up to two of the following tags:

(SN) Challenge has been completed by me at least once.

(IM) Challenge is definitely or most likely impossible.

(AB) Challenge is possible but also absurdly difficult.

(PL) Challenge is plausible, and could probably be done.

(ZZ) Challenge is easy, but time-consuming and boring.

Kingdom Hearts

No Abilities (AB)

Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, except during any time when gameplay cannot progress without it. Shared abilities are permitted through this excepting case.

Sephiroth No Abilities (AB)

Defeat Sephiroth without any of Sora's abilities equipped. Shared abilities must also be disabled.

Phantom No Stop (IM)

Defeat Phantom without using Stop magic.

99 Coconuts (SN) (ZZ)

Collect 99 coconuts on the Destiny Islands.

Riku Sucks (ZZ)

Get a Sora vs Riku score of 99/0 on Destiny Islands.

Sora Sucks (ZZ)

Get a Sora vs Riku score of 0/99 on Destiny Islands.

Chain of Memories

I'll let you know if I think of any.

Kingdom Hearts II

Roxas Lv99 (ZZ) (ZZ)

Get Roxas to Level 99 before the end of the 6th Day.

No Drives (PL)

Complete the storyline without using any Drive Forms.

No Abilities (AB)

Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, unless gameplay cannot progress without doing so.

Sephiroth No Abilities (AB)

Defeat Sephiroth without any abilities equipped.

Sephiroth No Items (SN) (PL)

Defeat Sephiroth without using any healing items.

Sephiroth No Magic (PL)

Defeat Sephiroth without using any spells.

Sephiroth No All (AB) (AB)

All three of the above challenges combined.

Lap of Honour (AB) (AB)

Successfully reach the finish on all 27 Gummi Missions using a Gummi Ship which has the Crown Gummi attached.

Minimal Experience (AB) (AB)

Complete the storyline with minimal exp. This is done by defeating enemies only if they are needed to progress the game.