- "97. Gozer does not dwell in my refrigerator."
- —The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army
Hey. Name's Jon, although this is probably the only place on the Wiki you'll see that used. As you can probably tell from my Userboxes, I'm 23 and British. All right, the last one isn't particularly clear, but run with it. My hobbies include lurking on the internet (obviously) and writing poor fan-fiction (my FanFiction.net profile is here) - I'm so creatively bankrupt with regard to characters I tend to use myself primarily when I need an Original one. I also enjoy building models of things and am active on TV Tropes. It would also seem that I have a knack for self-depreciative humour, if only because whatever self-esteem I had vanished long ago (see?).