User:The Inexistent/Warehouse/51

[17:12] == KRCCFNF [18a7f435@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.167.244.53] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts
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[17:13] <Keyblade0> :O
[17:13] <Evnyofdeath> Tsk. Oh well. Guess I just gotta wait for Erry to come back on then.
[17:13] <Keyblade0> Why are you SCREAMING, Inexistant?
[17:13] <Keyblade0> Horror movie?
[17:13] <Keyblade0> Pain?
[17:13] <Chitalian> Yo, who saw that Justin Bieber superbowl commercial.
[17:14] <T_I|SCREAMING> ^Yup
[17:15] <Evnyofdeath> Found the English patch. Yay
[17:16] <Keyblade0> http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/User:Keyblade0/Poll
[17:16] <Keyblade0> Welp, my Fist User sub page.
[17:16] <Keyblade0> *First
[17:16] <Keyblade0> Vote pleaseth.
[17:17] <Chitalian> Well.
[17:17] <Chitalian> Riku gets no respect in the Re:Com secret ending.
[17:17] <Chitalian> Sora gets all the credit for beating Ansem and Xemnas.
[17:17] <Chitalian> Mickey's like, "Me and Sora can stop Xehanort. Oh, and Riku too."
[17:17] <Soxra> Riku sucks
[17:17] <Soxra> :)
[17:18] <Chitalian> YenSid's like, "Bring Sora here. Oh, and Riku too."
[17:18] <Keyblade0> Yup.
[17:18] <Chitalian> Naahh.
[17:18] <Keyblade0> BTW, that's re:CODED
[17:18] <Chitalian> Yeah, my bad.
[17:18] <Chitalian> But Sora, Riku, and Kairi are pretty much all main character stereotypes.
[17:19] <Keyblade0> They're powerful..........................in their own ways
[17:19] <Keyblade0> Sora's power is light
[17:19] <Chitalian> The optimistic hero, the calm friend who briefly turns evil, and the classical damsel in distress.
[17:19] <Keyblade0> Riku's power is darkness.
[17:19] <KrytenKoro> Riku's power is dark
[17:19] <KrytenKoro> Kairi's power is breasts
[17:19] <Chitalian> Sora has light, Riku has darkness and light, and Kairi has zippers.
[17:19] <Keyblade0> -_-
[17:19] <Keyblade0> Kairi has courage.
[17:19] <KrytenKoro> THREE ZIPPERS down the front of her dress, coming from a culture where tying your kimono on the front means you turn tricks
[17:20] <Chitalian> So does Riku and Kairi.
[17:20] <Chitalian> Lol, Koro
[17:20] <Chitalian> *Sora
[17:20] <KrytenKoro> even in the West, the only reason you'd ever need more than one zipper is for ease of access
[17:20] <Chitalian> Sora and Riku are both 10 times more brave than Kairi.
[17:20] <KrytenKoro> Seriously, this isn't even "wild speculation"
[17:21] <KrytenKoro> Kairi's outfit design uses traditional, well-known details to make it blatantly clear that SHE IS THE VILLAGE WHORE
[17:21] <Chitalian> Yeah, well I think we can all agree that the best part of Re:Coded was the secret ending.
[17:21] <KrytenKoro> and that is why I do not like KH2 Kairi
[17:21] <KrytenKoro> KH1 Kairi was not the village whore
[17:21] <Chitalian> The only thing that I like about KH2 Kair is her hair and the fact that she fights.
[17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Kryten...um...
[17:22] <KrytenKoro> I desperately hope they give her a new, non-slut-ridden outfit for KH3D and KH3
[17:22] <KrytenKoro> I'm sorry, but....this is stuff we learned in first year Japanese, even
[17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Nomura has a love affair with zippers
[17:22] <Chitalian> Haha, I wanna see Riku and Sora's new clothes.
[17:22] <KrytenKoro> this isn't "archaic cultural symbolism"
[17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Its not supposed to be Japan
[17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Its a freaking Tropical Island
[17:23] <KrytenKoro> this is like seeing a guy in a purple outfit, with a cane, followed by a lot of scantily clad women
[17:23] <KrytenKoro> YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS
[17:23] <Evnyofdeath> ...
[17:23] <Keyblade0> ...
[17:23] <KrytenKoro> 1) It's made by Japanese designers
[17:23] <KrytenKoro> 2) It's Okinawa, at best
[17:23] <Keyblade0> http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/User:Keyblade0/Poll
[17:23] <Keyblade0> Vote please!
[17:23] <Evnyofdeath> ITS A TROPICAL ISLAND
[17:23] <Keyblade0> :)
[17:23] <TheSols> I live on a tropical island you know
[17:23] <Keyblade0> True
[17:24] <KrytenKoro> 3) tropical islands do not add zippers to clothes unless they have modern-day factories nearby
[17:24] <KrytenKoro> meaning that,
[17:24] <TheSols> .......
[17:24] <Evnyofdeath> Who cares if it was made in Japan. Characters I design for my stuff don't have outfits that follow American cultural trends
[17:24] <Keyblade0> Is there a modern day factory in the islands?
[17:24] <Keyblade0> NO
[17:24] <Evnyofdeath> I design how I like them
[17:24] <Evnyofdeath> How do you know? We've barely seen the main island
[17:24] <KrytenKoro> 4) somewhere near the main Destiny Islands, there are street corners where you can find Kairi six out of seven nights a week
[17:24] <TheSols> XD
[17:24] <Evnyofdeath> We've only seen the play island, and the beach of the main island
[17:24] <Keyblade0> I want to see the MAIN Island
[17:25] <Keyblade0> Althoguh.....
[17:25] <Evnyofdeath> I think I patched BBSFM...gonna get my PSP and put the ISO on it to test it out
[17:25] <KrytenKoro> the seventh night, she just invites everybody over to her house
[17:25] <TheSols> KrytenKoro, maybe, just maybe she is working at the animal shelter trying to get lost puppies of the street.
[17:25] <Keyblade0> What DID sora's parents do when DI was restored and they found Sora missing?
[17:25] <KrytenKoro> ha
[17:25] <Chitalian> I wonder who won the ball game, Tidus or Wakka?
[17:26] <KrytenKoro> seriously though:
[17:26] <TheSols> ._. I wonder how they play Blitzball....
[17:26] <KrytenKoro> in no culture is there a need for more than one zipper down the front of your dress
[17:26] <Keyblade0> Wakka wakka lalalalala Africa~Song Reference
[17:26] <KrytenKoro> in no culture
[17:26] <KrytenKoro> (Kairi's a whore)

[17:30] <Sols|ACFA> Am I the only one that see's the massive unresolved sexual tension between Sora and Kairi? I mean c'mon! If Riku wasn't messing with Sora's vibes, then things would have happened a long time ago.
[17:30] <Sols|ACFA> >.>
[17:30] <Keyblade0> Sora and Kairi like each other
[17:30] <KrytenKoro> oh yeah, no
[17:30] <KrytenKoro> no, Sora and Kairi aren't dating or anything
[17:30] <Chitalian> ^Pwned.
[17:30] <KrytenKoro> he just pays her on a regular basis