User:LegoAlchemist

"A user who seeks to improve the wiki, but clearly has ulterior motives. Little else is truly known.
Wielding the Keyblade of Editor's Hearts, he uses the power of truth at his disposal, often recklessly, which sometimes results in consequence. He has the uncanny ability to see the truth in people, and is not fooled by deceptions and lies."

—Journal Entry

LegoAlchemist just realized something.

A discussion is going on as to the fate of operators for our IRC channels. As I pondered the possibility of achieving a desire that I so desperately held during my young'in days, not only did I realize that it was extremely improbable for me to be assigned such a position, it also dawned on me that I really don't give a fuck.

It is safe to say that my attachments to this site are minimal; I do not possess the motivation, time or desire to return to editing. I figured maybe the "merge" with the Keyhole would change this, but I've said this about pretty much every single project we've been preparing for since the time my activity here really started to drop.

Therefore, I believe the time has arrived that I formally announce my retirement.

Yes, LegoAlchemist has finally graduated from the wiki.

I know a lot of you probably don't care. You're reading this, and thinking something along the lines of, "Who is this and how did I get here?" "That douche is finally leaving? Good riddance," "Lego you idiot you're just leaving so you can stir up drama, like Doorsey did. Well you FAIL, you arrogant, condescending guy!"

I would like to take this moment to atone for a few things. For starters, everyone, I don't know if you realize this, but the nightmarish PG-rule that was created a couple summers ago was instigated entirely by me. Sorry about that, and thanks for not hating me. And thank Herobrine that rule didn't last.

I also feel the need to apologize for how big of a noob I was back in the day. Jesus H. Christ, I cringe looking at it; the mere thought that I was the one who spawned such bilge repulses me. I hope that I am not as ugly of a person as I was back then. Sorry for that.

Finally, I apologize for the deception and controversy I've caused, as well as the lies I have told you. This applies to the userpage I made a few months ago. Though I was too blinded by trollishness at the time to realize it, I am aware of the offensiveness that it conveyed. Sorry about that. Also, Roxas, I am sorry for backstabbing you on the IRC that one time. Don't put up with guys like me. To the entire Keyhole website, I'm sorry I didn't get the stick out of my ass and step up to my responsibilities. Had I been a better leader to you, the conflict that went on between the two wikis would not have existed. And, to everyone, for the record, my name is not Kainavin Duncan Cornelius Apollo Reeves. Though I would be proud to sport such a title, the truth of the matter is that it was a complete and utter fabrication. Sorry.

None of this means that I will be completely gone. I will still have a presence on the internet. Just not here. You will absolutely still be able to contact me, and I will drop in from time to time to leave my two cents in the forums, or to say hello on the IRC.

The two years I have spent here have been some of the best. I have met many people that I am sorry to be parting with.

maggosh - you are one of the nicest and funniest people I have ever met in my entire life. If I ever return to the IRC, I would not under any circumstances turn down the chance to talk to you again. You are a great and loyal friend, and one of my best. Let's play TF2 sometime.
Doorsey - I am so sorry about what happened. Doorsey, I do not hate you. I consider you one of the best people I have had the pleasure of meeting, and it saddens me that we will never be able to speak again. I hope your life is going well.
Crono - You're awesome, bro. Keep olos'ing.
Tabbeh - You have always been so awesome and hilarious you don't even know it.
Saphy - I'm sorry for being such a pill during my early years here. You are a funny and respectable person, and you should know that I finally started reading Homestuck. It's friggen hilarious.
Random - God dammit, Random-bro. I'm sorry I'm never online to talk with you. You're so awesome and cool and I miss being your right-hand man. You are a true bro.
trois - you, too, are a great person. You always look on the bright side of things, and I respect that about you. I wish we could speak more often.
Kryten - You are the greatest administrator, editor and leader anyone could ask for. Everything you do is hilarious, meaningful and inspiring. I appreciate everything you've ever done for us.
Havoc - James, we had so much in common it was frightening. Thank you for being my first friend on the wiki.
KKD - Man, I wish we could still talk. You were always so funny and I miss you.
Xion - You were always so nice to me. Thank you for helping me during my early days and being such a good role model.
Dan - You are by far one of the nicest and most get-along guys I have ever met. You are one of the best people on the entire wiki, and it was a pleasure knowing you.
Socks - Your judgment is extremely respectable. You are one of the coolest and smartest people I've met here.
DSS - I don't see you very often, but when I did, it was always a pleasure speaking with you. I hope all is well with you.
Auror - You will always be one of the most hilarious people I have ever met. Please don't change.
Nitrous - I haven't seen you in a while, but hanging out with you on the fanon wiki was always a pleasure.
SER - Wow, it's been a long time since we've spoken. I remember when I considered you one of my best friends, and you should know that those feelings have not passed; you were always awesome, and you will always find a friend in me.
Xiggie - you were a great role model, Xiggie, and it was a pleasure knowing you. You're probably the only person on the entire wiki who knows my real facebook.
Chitty - You have always been very funny and easy to get along with. Though our time spent was short, chatting with you was always a delight.
Ninja - Though we never really talked much, I consider you one of the nicest people I have known here, and I admire your honesty and judgment.

Many of you -- too many -- are unlikely to ever read this. So before I lose the opportunity to do so, and before I forget, please allow me to convey one final message to you all, one of complete gratitude and, most importantly, honesty.

Thank you.

I have enjoyed every single minute I have spent with you. I hope we may meet again under fortunate circumstances.

Goodbye.

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Audit Award

"This world has been disconnected. Severed from the darkness. As of now, no longer eclipsed." As of today, June 11th, 2011, the audit resulting from the declared independence of the Kingdom Hearts Wiki from Wikia has been successfully completed! Thanks to work from users like you, all articles, images, templates, and other pages are now fully synced with the wiki, which has restored content that could have been lost forever during the move. Thanks to you, this wiki is now completely free from Wikia, as well as all of its forced skins, policies, and content that shunned encyclopedic content for contests and irrelevant material. Your invaluable work has forever separated the Kingdom Hearts Wiki, allowing us to reach higher, transcend the stars, pierce the heavens, and ultimately conquer the darkness, and shall never be forgotten. From the hearts of truly every user on this wiki: thank you.