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archiving. Yeah, WTF Nomura? You and you're ice cream!
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{{Maggosh|text=Oh, for Christ's sake, Kryten, relax. If this bothers you so much, here's what you do; go buy a plane ticket to Japan, find Square's HQ, track down Nomura and shoot him yourself. That way, you would get arrested, and I get full satisfaction. Yee-hah.}}
{{Maggosh|text=Oh, for Christ's sake, Kryten, relax. If this bothers you so much, here's what you do; go buy a plane ticket to Japan, find Square's HQ, track down Nomura and shoot him yourself. That way, you would get arrested, and I get full satisfaction. Yee-hah.}}
{{KrytenKoro|emotion=murder|Well, I was just joking at first, but you're actually pretty convincing, Maggosh. I'll be back in a week.}}
{{KrytenKoro|emotion=murder|Well, I was just joking at first, but you're actually pretty convincing, Maggosh. I'll be back in a week.}}
{{BebopKate|time=03:37, May 17, 2010 (UTC)|text=I think ice cream plays a role because of the inherently nostalgic feelings it brings to most people.  Well, except the lactose-intolerant ones ... but I digress.  For most people growing up in western society and Japan, ice cream is a connection to youth and times of innocence.  It's no coincidence that women on TV commercials, sitcoms, and soaps who feel down symbolically go for the big tub o' Hagaan-Daaz to feel better.  Admittedly, Nomura seems to rely on it a bit much for shorthand, but still, he could have picked worse things to symbolize simpler times.  Think we would have thought the same of Ansem the Wise if he suddenly grabbed a fluffy teddy bear, for example?  Or if Roxas had cried over Xion because of a yo-yo?
Besides, this explains why all the characters start screaming when things don't go their way ... they've got an ice cream headache.}}
{{Khruler|text=really your whining over the ice cream wow aren't you special "Oh my god ice cream is going to kill us" somebody needs help}}
{{KrytenKoro|Are you serious? Can you not recognize a joke when you read one?}}
{{Auror Andrachome|text=Hehehehe! Funny joke!}}
{{neumannz|time=06:32, May 21, 2010 (UTC)|text=Clearly, we have a breakdown in communication. Looks like you'll have to start using the <nowiki><joke></joke></nowiki> or <nowiki><sarcasm></sarcasm></nowiki> tags, Kryten...}}
{{khruler|text=if that was a joke u maust have a bad sense of humor}}
{{KrytenKoro|Wow, you're really not going to let it go, are you?}}
{{Auror Andrachome|text=<joke>KrytenKoro is so funny! NOT!!!</joke>}}
Yup, Nomura is trying to **** up the series.  Apparently the story is that Nomura decided to try out Batman Forever on the SNES, and liking its gameplay and control scheme, decided to import some of its gameplay elements into the North American version of BBS.  The ice cream is just the icing of the cake...from what I also hear they're gonna change the controls so that up jumps, L1 attacks, x accesses your inventory, start interacts and square uses the menu.  Oh, and that also the third announced game is titled Kingdom Hearts Forever.  Truly sad...just sad...--[[User:Pkthis|Pkthis]] 00:42, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
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That still didn't make any sense.--'''<span style="font-family:papyrus">[[User:LapisScarab|<span style="color:midnightblue;">Lapis</span>]]<span style="color:black;">Scarab</span></span>'''[[File:Chrono Twister KHBBS.png|30px]] 00:44, May 24, 2010 (UTC)