Quotes:Captain Hook

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This page contains a list of quotes said by Captain Hook during the course of Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days.

Cutscene Quotes

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep

Terra's Story

• "Back! You'll not get me treasure!"
  — while being attacked by Unversed.
• "If I'd desired your assistance, I'd have demanded it. We had the situation under control. Isn't that right, Smee?"
  — after Terra defeats the Unversed.
• "Smee! Ye blithering barnacle! We're off. We shall leave this place before the light draws 'em back again."
  — talking to Smee about the "light".
• "Peter Pan. This chest must be brought to Skull Rock safely. Don't let that Peter Pan anywhere near it!"
  — talking to Terra about Peter Pan and the chest.
• "Ahem... We've a bit of business to attend to and must, I fear, step away. I trust you can see to things till I return..."
  — before leaving Terra.
• "So long as I have his precious pixie, Pan's demise is all but assured."
  — before Tinker Bell is released by Terra.
• "That's mutiny! And you'll walk the plank for it!"
  — before hearing the ticking noise.

Ventus's Story

• "A shooting star and a pixie! Must be me birthday."
  — holding Mickey's Star Shard and Tinker Bell.
• "One of Peter Pan's brats. Well, tell that cowardly sparrow...if he wants his precious Tinker Bell back, he'd best meet me at Mermaid Lagoon!"
  — talking to Ventus.
• "Alas, and so passeth a worthy opponent. To think that his would be such an inglorious end. At last, that scurvy brat will never trouble me again!"
  — while near Skull Rock.
• "Swoggle me eyes! No, don't tell me! Blast that Peter Pan!"
  — seeing Peter Pan through his telescope.
• "That sound! No! Not again! S-stay away from me!"
  — after seeing the Crocodile.
• "Leave me alone! Help me, Smee! Smeeeeee!"
  — upon defeat and running away from the Crocodile.

Aqua's Story

• "I have you now, Peter Pan! Today's the day I shall be rid of you forever!"
  — seeing Peter Pan, Lost Boys and Aqua.
• "You'll show me up now! Give back me treasure!"
  — talking about his treasure.
• "I'll cleave you into two bits, boy! Smee!"
  — before leaving.
• "You're too late, Peter Pan! I'll be taking what's mine now."
  — after finding his treasure chest.
• "Odd's fish! It's all junk!"
  — seeing his treasure chest full of toys.
• "You what!? You scurvy brats have crossed me for the last time! Hmm? What's that? That sound..."
  — before hearing the ticking noise.
• "Not you again! No, get away from me! Smee! Do something! Smee!"
  — running away from the Crocodile.

Kingdom Hearts

• "And the brat's friends are the king's lackeys. Swoggle me eyes, they're all bilge rats by the look of them."
  — while in Maleficent's meeting.
• "Just remember, this is no pleasure cruise. It won't be a pleasant voyage."
  — talking to Riku in Hollow Bastion.
• "Not so fast. No shenanigans aboard my vessel, boy."
  — upon surrounding Sora.
• "That scurvy brat thinks he can order me around.'"
  — talking to Smee about Riku.
• "Nothing! The hold is crawling with Heartless. Let them keep an eye on the brats."
  — talking to Smee.
• "What? So Wendy's not one of the chosen ones?"
  — talking to Riku about Wendy.
• "Hmph. You're wasting your time! The Heartless have devoured that girl's heart. I'll stake me other hand it's lost forever."
  — talking about Kairi's heart.
• "Quite a codfish that Riku, running off with the girl without even saying goodbye."
  — talking to Sora about Riku.
• "To the ruins of Hollow Bastion, where Maleficent resides. But you won't be getting there."
  — talking to Sora.
• "Unless you intend to leave your little pixie friend behind?"
  — talking to Sora while holding Tinker Bell hostage.
• "Hand over the Keyblade and I'll spare your lives. Be glad I'm merciful, unlike the Heartless."
  — when the Heartless surround Sora.
• "So, which will it be? The Keyblade, or the plank?"
  — giving Sora a choice.
• "It's him! The crocodile that took me hand! Oh, Smee! He's after me other hand! I can't stay here! Go away! Oh, I can't stand the sight of him! Smee, you take care of them!"
  — upon seeing the Crocodile.
• "P-Peter Pa—blast you!"
  — before fighting Sora and company.

Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories

• "I'll teach you to stow away on Captain Hook's vessel! Friends of Peter Pan, I'll wager!"
  — talking to Sora and company.
• "Think again, you scallywags! Hook's one step ahead of you!"
  — before having Wendy at the plank.
• "Believe me, I'd rather not. After all, I need Wendy to lure out that blasted Peter Pan"
  — talking about his plan about bringing out Peter Pan.
• "Insolent pup! Today is the day you pay for taking my hand!"
  — talking to Peter Pan.
• "Agh? Wa–wa-wa-wa-whoa! You've made a fool of me for the last time, Pan! I'll skewer the lot of you!"
  — before battling Sora and company.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

• "Faster, Smee! Put your back into it!"
  — talking to Smee.
• "There's no mistaking it this time! The treasure's most certainly here!"
  — talking about treasure.
• "Oh!? Ha ha! Show me what manner of treasure we've found!"
  — after Smee finds a wooden chest.
• "That gold is mine! Nobody else can have it! Nobody!"
  — before Heartless appears.
• "To wherever the next map says the treasure is! I'm not giving up till I've struck gold! You'll find me that treasure, Smee, even if it means digging up every inch of this island!'
  — talking to talking to Smee about him wanting to get treasure.
• "Back to the ship! I'll blast these scurvy meddlers into oblivion! Then maybe I can get back to having you dig in peace."
  — before leaving.
• "Fire! Fire at will! Blow those Heartless right to Davy Jones's Locker!"
  — trying to get rid of the Heartless.
• "I've finally clipped your pestering little wings, eh, Tinker Bell? Serves you right for buzzing about in me business! Planning to interfere with me treasure hunt, were you? Well, change of plans! Smee! We're returning to the ship."
  — talking to Tinker Bell.
• "What!? Another Heartless?"
  — upon seeing Phantomtail.
• "This one looks formidable. Run, Smee!"
  — before Roxas fights Phantomtail.
• "Good work, Smee! Oh, the lengths I've gone to find this treasure!"
  — upon finding a skull-crusted chest and a saber.
• "Blasted Heartless--still insisting on getting in me way! You know what to do, Smee. Run!"
  — before running away from Ruler of the Sky.
• "A few rounds from the Long Tom will show that monster who-- Mm?"
  — after Roxas defeats Ruler of the Sky.
• "H-how did-- Why is--? Me ship, it's...it's in tatters!"
  — seeing his ship in ruins.

Battle Quotes

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep

Ventus's Story

• "I'll get you for this!"
  — after being bitten by the Crocodile.
• "You'll be walking the plank!"
  — when using his sword combo.
• "Face me, coward!"
  — when using his lunging sword attack.
• "You scurvy brat!"
  — after being bitten by the Crocodile.
• "I'll run you through!"
  — when using his sword combo.
• "Present for you!"
  — when throwing his present-shaped bombs.
• "Here!"
  — when throwing his present-shaped bomb.
• "Have at you!"
  — when using his sword attack.
• "Blast..."
  — when being defeated.

Kingdom Hearts

• "You'll not get me other hand!"
  — when falling into the water.
• "Take that!"
  — when striking his sword.
• "Fire!"
  — throwing a present-shaped bomb.
• "Come and get it!"
  — before he flails his sword.
• "Where did they go?"
  — when the party flies away.
• "Heartless, come out!"
  — when summoning Heartless.
• "Oh blast..."
  — when being defeated.