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LegoAlchemist
Joined 7 November 2010
I used up all of my machine gun ammo making these bullets. *badum, tsh!*
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<center> ''Please note that you may take personal offense to the following content.''</center> | |||
'''LegoAlchemist''' wants to leave soon. | '''LegoAlchemist''' wants to leave soon. | ||
== Personality == | |||
*I am not going to take your crap. | |||
*I am nice ...when I want to be. | |||
*Don't expect things from me. | |||
*Take me seriously. I am not joking. | |||
**I will lie when I need to. | |||
*I am not the same person I was before now. | |||
*Everything that I draw and write is a piece of shit. This is the way I am - deal with it. | |||
== Interests == | |||
=== Likes === | |||
*Friends | |||
*Ice Cream | |||
*Soft piano music | |||
*Baking | |||
*LOST | |||
*NCIS | |||
*Drawing | |||
*Rock Climbing | |||
*Sleeping | |||
*Writing | |||
*Lady GaGa | |||
*Women | |||
*Troll humor | |||
*Lulz | |||
*Legos | |||
*Fullmetal Alchemist | |||
*Pokemon | |||
*Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann | |||
=== Dislikes === | |||
*You. | |||
**[[User:LegoAlchemist/Userpage +#Friendlist|Yes, there are exceptions]]. | |||
*Religion. Deal with it. | |||
*This wiki | |||
*''Friday'' | |||
*Bragging. Any form of it. Some exceptions. | |||
**Yes, I know I'm a hypocrite. | |||
*Twitter | |||
*Waiting | |||
*Cleaning | |||
*Noobs | |||
**You. | |||
*Dark places | |||
*Justin Bieber | |||
*Spam | |||
*Vegetables | |||
*Insomnia | |||
*Bullies | |||
*Yaoi | |||
*You. | |||
== Fun Facts == | |||
*I am extremely paranoid. | |||
*The only reason I'm still around is so I can make Featured User. | |||
*I have never been out of country. | |||
*I am antisocial in real life - not because I dislike people, but because I'm shy. | |||
*I know a lot of your real names and specific locations. Even what some of you look like... | |||
**Especially the people on the IRC. | |||
*My Fruit Ninja high score is 794. | |||
*I hate negative criticism towards me. It just depresses me. | |||
*Yes, I live in Oregon. | |||
*I introduced Theory namespace on the wikia-wiki and Friend Userboxes. | |||
*I'm also known as '''DoctorReeves'''. | |||
**This derives from my last name, Kain ''Reeves''. My full name is Kainavin Duncan Cornelius Apollo Reeves. Cool name, huh? | |||
***<font color=white>It's called a ''pen-name'', geniuses.</font> | |||
*I actually have little respect for this wiki's community. | |||
**Except for, like, six of you. | |||
***No, you are not one of the six. | |||
*I don't lie. | |||
**Except when I need to. | |||
***Which happens often. | |||
****But then how often ''do'' I lie? | |||
*****Wasn't the top bullet a lie anyway? | |||
******Either way, some of these bullets are lies. | |||
*******But which ones? | |||
********You decide. | |||
*I like to think about things. This is called philosophy. | |||
**You cannot prove objective reality. | |||
***The only thing I can prove that exists is myself. Everything else in the world could simply be a deception of my sensory perception. | |||
***The IRC does not exist. Everything that happens on there is, in comparison to real life, fake. | |||
****This is because the only sense I can use to prove its reality is my sight. And sight is deceptive. | |||
****Since all activity that happens there is anonymous, I cannot prove that the users who dwell there are people at all. They could be extremely clever bots, for all I know. | |||
*****Thus, the nature of my relationships here truly are up for debate. | |||
**Since space cannot continue without time, time essentially ''is'' space. | |||
***Space is a plane with infinite volume. Time is a string. But this is contradictory to the above bullet, as strings are not planes with infinite volume. | |||
****Or ''are'' they? | |||
****But if time ''is'' space, that means that either space is a string or time is a plane with infinite volume. | |||
*****Or something else entirely? | |||
*My work ethic is terrible. Seriously - it's ten o'clock and I haven't touched my math homework. | |||
**This is the reason I'm trying to stay off the internet. | |||
*I evoke proper grammar. | |||
**Both upon myself and upon to you. | |||
***Seriously, guys, ''learn English''. | |||
****I'll give you ''lessons'' if I have to. I am ''not kidding''. '''''Learn English please.''''' | |||
*Contrary to popular belief, I actually ''do'' have a life. | |||
**And a damn good one, may I add. | |||
***Sometimes. | |||
**So what does this unnecessarily long bulleted list say about me...? | |||
*Congrats, you're reached the bottom of my page. Did you learn something new about me? | |||
**The things you learn when people are being blunt but one-hundred percent truthful are shocking. | |||
**While you're here, why not waste another few minutes of your life looking at my Userpage +? | |||
***Go do your homework. Or read a book. Or go outside. Get off my page and get a life. | |||
*I have nothing else to say. | |||