User:The Inexistent/Warehouse/51

[17:12] == KRCCFNF [18a7f435@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.167.244.53] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts [17:12] == KRCCFNF has changed nick to T_I|SCREAMING [17:13]  :O [17:13]  Tsk. Oh well. Guess I just gotta wait for Erry to come back on then. [17:13]  Why are you SCREAMING, Inexistant? [17:13]  Horror movie? [17:13]  Pain? [17:13]  Yo, who saw that Justin Bieber superbowl commercial. [17:14]  ^Yup [17:15]  Found the English patch. Yay [17:16]  http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/User:Keyblade0/Poll [17:16]  Welp, my Fist User sub page. [17:16]  *First [17:16]  Vote pleaseth. [17:17]  Well. [17:17]  Riku gets no respect in the Re:Com secret ending. [17:17]  Sora gets all the credit for beating Ansem and Xemnas. [17:17]  Mickey's like, "Me and Sora can stop Xehanort. Oh, and Riku too." [17:17] <Soxra> Riku sucks [17:17] <Soxra> :) [17:18] <Chitalian> YenSid's like, "Bring Sora here. Oh, and Riku too." [17:18] <Keyblade0> Yup. [17:18] <Chitalian> Naahh. [17:18] <Keyblade0> BTW, that's re:CODED [17:18] <Chitalian> Yeah, my bad. [17:18] <Chitalian> But Sora, Riku, and Kairi are pretty much all main character stereotypes. [17:19] <Keyblade0> They're powerful..........................in their own ways [17:19] <Keyblade0> Sora's power is light [17:19] <Chitalian> The optimistic hero, the calm friend who briefly turns evil, and the classical damsel in distress. [17:19] <Keyblade0> Riku's power is darkness. [17:19] <KrytenKoro> Riku's power is dark [17:19] <KrytenKoro> Kairi's power is breasts [17:19] <Chitalian> Sora has light, Riku has darkness and light, and Kairi has zippers. [17:19] <Keyblade0> -_- [17:19] <Keyblade0> Kairi has courage. [17:19] <KrytenKoro> THREE ZIPPERS down the front of her dress, coming from a culture where tying your kimono on the front means you turn tricks [17:20] <Chitalian> So does Riku and Kairi. [17:20] <Chitalian> Lol, Koro [17:20] <Chitalian> *Sora [17:20] <KrytenKoro> even in the West, the only reason you'd ever need more than one zipper is for ease of access [17:20] <Chitalian> Sora and Riku are both 10 times more brave than Kairi. [17:20] <KrytenKoro> Seriously, this isn't even "wild speculation" [17:21] <KrytenKoro> Kairi's outfit design uses traditional, well-known details to make it blatantly clear that SHE IS THE VILLAGE WHORE [17:21] <Chitalian> Yeah, well I think we can all agree that the best part of Re:Coded was the secret ending. [17:21] <KrytenKoro> and that is why I do not like KH2 Kairi [17:21] <KrytenKoro> KH1 Kairi was not the village whore [17:21] <Chitalian> The only thing that I like about KH2 Kair is her hair and the fact that she fights. [17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Kryten...um... [17:22] <KrytenKoro> I desperately hope they give her a new, non-slut-ridden outfit for KH3D and KH3 [17:22] <KrytenKoro> I'm sorry, but....this is stuff we learned in first year Japanese, even [17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Nomura has a love affair with zippers [17:22] <Chitalian> Haha, I wanna see Riku and Sora's new clothes. [17:22] <KrytenKoro> this isn't "archaic cultural symbolism" [17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Its not supposed to be Japan [17:22] <Evnyofdeath> Its a freaking Tropical Island [17:23] <KrytenKoro> this is like seeing a guy in a purple outfit, with a cane, followed by a lot of scantily clad women [17:23] <KrytenKoro> YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS [17:23] <Evnyofdeath> ... [17:23] <Keyblade0> ... [17:23] <KrytenKoro> 1) It's made by Japanese designers [17:23] <KrytenKoro> 2) It's Okinawa, at best [17:23] <Keyblade0> http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/User:Keyblade0/Poll [17:23] <Keyblade0> Vote please! [17:23] <Evnyofdeath> ITS A TROPICAL ISLAND [17:23] <Keyblade0> :) [17:23] <TheSols> I live on a tropical island you know [17:23] <Keyblade0> True [17:24] <KrytenKoro> 3) tropical islands do not add zippers to clothes unless they have modern-day factories nearby [17:24] <KrytenKoro> meaning that, [17:24] <TheSols> ....... [17:24] <Evnyofdeath> Who cares if it was made in Japan. Characters I design for my stuff don't have outfits that follow American cultural trends [17:24] <Keyblade0> Is there a modern day factory in the islands? [17:24] <Keyblade0> NO [17:24] <Evnyofdeath> I design how I like them [17:24] <Evnyofdeath> How do you know? We've barely seen the main island [17:24] <KrytenKoro> 4) somewhere near the main Destiny Islands, there are street corners where you can find Kairi six out of seven nights a week [17:24] <TheSols> XD [17:24] <Evnyofdeath> We've only seen the play island, and the beach of the main island [17:24] <Keyblade0> I want to see the MAIN Island [17:25] <Keyblade0> Althoguh..... [17:25] <Evnyofdeath> I think I patched BBSFM...gonna get my PSP and put the ISO on it to test it out [17:25] <KrytenKoro> the seventh night, she just invites everybody over to her house [17:25] <TheSols> KrytenKoro, maybe, just maybe she is working at the animal shelter trying to get lost puppies of the street. [17:25] <Keyblade0> What DID sora's parents do when DI was restored and they found Sora missing? [17:25] <KrytenKoro> ha [17:25] <Chitalian> I wonder who won the ball game, Tidus or Wakka? [17:26] <KrytenKoro> seriously though: [17:26] <TheSols> ._. I wonder how they play Blitzball.... [17:26] <KrytenKoro> in no culture is there a need for more than one zipper down the front of your dress [17:26] <Keyblade0> Wakka wakka lalalalala Africa~Song Reference [17:26] <KrytenKoro> in no culture [17:26] <KrytenKoro> (Kairi's a whore)

[17:30] <Sols|ACFA> Am I the only one that see's the massive unresolved sexual tension between Sora and Kairi? I mean c'mon! If Riku wasn't messing with Sora's vibes, then things would have happened a long time ago. [17:30] <Sols|ACFA> >.> [17:30] <Keyblade0> Sora and Kairi like each other [17:30] <KrytenKoro> oh yeah, no [17:30] <KrytenKoro> no, Sora and Kairi aren't dating or anything [17:30] <Chitalian> ^Pwned. [17:30] <KrytenKoro> he just pays her on a regular basis