Quotes:Timon and Pumbaa

This page contains a list of quotes said by Timon and Pumbaa during the course of Kingdom Hearts II.

Kingdom Hearts II

 * "Hey, why the long face, Simba? You gotta lighten up and live a little!" — talking to Simba.
 * "Lemme guess. The past, right?' — talking to Simba.
 * "Would you look how he's grown, Pumbaa. Why, when I rescued the little guy, he was only this big." — talking about Simba.
 * "Help! Simba! Heeelp!' — when he and Pumbaa screams.
 * "Hey! What's goin' on here!?" — upon him meeting Nala.
 * "Why am I not surprised?" — when Simba and Nala talk privately.
 * "Why doesn't Nala like Hakuna Matata? It's a wonderful phrase that means no worries, no cares! Live for today!" — talking about Nala and Hakuna Matata.
 * "So, you're returning to the Pride Lands... You can prepare for your journey here. Whatever you do, don't get hurt." — Telling you to prepare yourself.
 * "Wait a minute. We're gonna fight your uncle for THIS?" — talking to Simba.
 * "'Scuse me! Pardon me! Comin' through!" — before crashing into the hyenas.
 * "If Scar's alone, I'm sure Simba can handle it, but who knows what he has planned? Please, Sora. Go make sure Simba's all right." — telling Sora and company to go help Simba.
 * "Hey, what's with the light show?" — after Sora locked the Keyhole.
 * "Whaddaya mean, "Guess so"!? What if he forgets to tell the carnivores who we are? One look at you, and you're a pig roast." — talking to Pumbaa.
 * "We know your dad was a great king, and all. But now it's your turn. Remember what I taught ya. "You gotta put the past behind you." It's time to go out there and show everybody things are gonna be just fine!" — talking to Simba.
 * "Great! Now we're going to have to babysit!" — talking about Simba's baby.
 * "He seemed troubled by a lot of things when we lived at the oasis. He's gotten so huge, but the most important part of him never grew up." — talking about Simba.
 * "Hey, I know! He's at the oasis. It's our favorite hangout!" — giving directions to where Simba is.
 * "Oh, no you won't! Simba'll smell you coming a mile away. And if he's smart, he'll run for the hills!" — talking to Pumbaa.
 * "If you're looking for Simba, he probably went to the oasis. It's quiet there, and the perfect place for thinking." — talking about Simba at the oasis.
 * "Simba! Come quick! There's a bazillion ghosts of Scar haunting the Pride Lands! Everybody but Nala high-tailed it out of there. And now she needs your help." — talking about Scar's ghosts appearing.
 * "It looks like something's riding on top of that monster! It couldn't be controlling it, could it?" — giving some useful tips about the Groundshaker.

Battle Quotes

 * "No!" — at random times in battle.
 * "Get away!" — at random times in battle.
 * "Sora!" — at random times in battle.
 * "Somebody help!" — at random times in battle.

Kingdom Hearts II

 * "What were you thinkin' about?" — talking to Simba.
 * "She's gonna eat us!" — talking about Nala.
 * "Are you sure they don't wanna eat me like I'm some kinda pig!?" — talking to Sora and company.
 * "Call me Mr. Pig!" — talking to Sora and company.
 * "Nala wants to be left alone. Why don't you go cheer up Simba? Hakuna Matata... You understand, don't you, guys?" — wanting Sora and company to talk to Simba.
 * "You can run fast like lions, right? I wish I could do that, too. It'd be useful when running away..." — talking about lions.
 * "Simba chased after Scar toward the peak up above. This is the grand finale. Go cheer Simba on!" — telling Sora and company to go help Simba.
 * "I'll go tell Simba." — before Sora and company leaves.
 * "Same thing! And I'm not sticking around to be anybody's pork dinner!" — before running away.
 * "And find your own path!" — talking to Simba.
 * "Rafiki is really wise. He might know what we should do. If you're ever in a bind, you should see what he has to say." — talking about Rafiki.
 * "All my old "friends" left me just because of how I smell. But now I have Timon, and I'm livin' a life of Hakuna Matata!" — talking about his life with Timon.
 * "What are we gonna do if that beast comes here? You've gotta stop it in the savannah, or this place'll be destroyed!" — talking about the groundshaker.

Battle Quotes

 * "Can't we be friends?" — at random times in battle.
 * "I don't even taste good!" — at random times in battle.
 * "On my way!" — when called over to Sora's position.
 * "Sora!" — at random times in battle.