User:Yer mom

About Me
Yup, this is about yer mom... cough sorry, I just love my user name.

STATUS
 * Inflicted with poison
 * STILL being pawned by Kactuars
 * STILL being pawned by Riku
 * More or less being obliterated by Omega
 * Being caught by angry rebel soldiers from Morocco...
 * *fail!*

Well my real name... I'll tell you some day. I'm older than you think... even if I sometimes act all immature and random (yeah, you can say ouch with me). I'm from Mexico and obviously english isn't my native language so if I start typing crazy stuff I'll always blame it on my spanish speaking nature 8D.

What else... I love Kingdom Hearts, obviously. So far I've played KH I, KH II (and enjoyed beating Sephiroth's sorry ass into oblivion), KH Re:CoM, no Advance version for me :( and also got myself a PSP to play BBS when it comes out... and also to play Crisis Core but that's not the point XD.

I'm also a huge fan of Final Fantasy, I lay my eternal love on Sephiroth (even if I enjoy beating him with every keyblade 8D) and pretty much any Final Fantasy. I also LOVE RPing, like, seriously. Yeah, I'm a huge nerd at times, but i love it.

I'll add more later, once I find out how to use this thing (yeah, you can tell I'm quite new *fail*)

Told you I'd continue this some day!

In real life I am/am not in college, the reason for this is that I technically finished college, all my credits and all my clases are DONE for and even in the school's web there's a little note that reads EGRESADO next to my name which means I'm out. BUT not everything is sweet and lovely, in my career (I don't know if this happens in other countries) I have to finish my thesis in order to be liberated from college.

Here's a big secret, I'm lazy and haven't finished my thesis even if I got a scholarship for that XD!!!Yeeeeeeah, Yer Mom is lazy!!! (Ok I'll really stop with the Yer Mom jokes, promise!)

So, I'll be stuck in college for a couple of months, or until I get my lazy butt into doing some work.

Personality wise I'm quite immature, I like to be left alone although I never really spend time alone *fail* I have very good friends, online and offline and more often than not i can be found speaking nonesense in some random chat, messenger service or talk page.

I also have a dirty mind... very very dirty... so don't mind me if I laugh to my insides, it's probably my brain's gears twisting in the wrong way. Nope, I'm not proud of that but what you'd expect of a girl who has only guy friends and a very active imagination?

I also like to plot ebil, yes, I plot ebil, not evil, take it as a more ebil form of evil. And yes I do realize I stopped making sense some time ago.

Favs

 * Game: KH, and KH II becoz Roxas ROXORS
 * Soundtrack: Dearly Beloved, I just love it.
 * World: It would be Twilight Town if it wasn't for the STUPID poster duty... I'll go with End of the World. Creepyness EXTREME.
 * Heartless: Invisible, Neoshadow and Shadow... those little yellow eyes *squee*
 * Nobody: Samurai and Twilight Thorn.
 * Male character: Roxas, he looks cuddly.
 * Female character: Olette, I just like her hair XD
 * Support character: Riku and Jack Skellington, even if his limit sux
 * Antagonist: Demyx, his lameness makes me laugh
 * Disney Villain: Oogie Boogie and Maleficent.
 * Summon: Tinker Bell. She cures me, 'nuff said.
 * Keyblade: Ah... Two Across (even if I haven't used it, it looks pretty cool) and Metal Chocobo, it may not be the best, but it has a chocobo keychain!
 * Drive form: Valor, Yer mom likes red 8D
 * Sidequest: Pooh's Hunny slider in KH II.
 * Gummi route: Assault of the Dreadnaught. It made me happy see that thing fall down.
 * Organization XIII member: Axel and Roxas... mmmhmmmh
 * Final Fantasy character: Sephiroth and Cloud.
 * Disney character: Abu 8DD moneky powah!

Un-Favs?

 * Game: KH Re:CoM, love the story, but it took me a while to get the hang of the cards... numbers hate me.
 * Soundtrack: Atlantica's songs!!! Argh!!!
 * World: Monstro, that whale's insides are simply twisted. Atlantica also, swimming is not for keyblade masters I tell ya.
 * Heartless: Large body and Fat Bandit in KH II, those fire attacks just didn't make me a happy gamer.
 * Nobody: Dancers, they look cool but they always grabbed poor Sora's head ;___;
 * Male original character: Vexen... he's a little bit crazy...
 * Female original character: Kairi... mmmh she reminds me of mary sues... don't know why.
 * Support character: Mulan while on Ping disguise, man she tripped so much!
 * Antagonist: Vexen again... weiiiiirdo.
 * Disney Villain: Capt'n Hook, too much curly black hair.
 * Summon: Stitch, even if he's damn useful for the Hades cups and getting Jimminy's insane goals, I ended up hating him.
 * Keyblade: Sweet Memories...
 * Drive form: Wisdom, arrgh it took me so much to level that up!
 * Sidequest: All the SB in KH II, they were so useless and the DAMNED poster duty
 * Gummi route: All the KH I routes... they weren't all that pretty XD
 * Organization XIII member: Vexen and his weird shield.
 * Final Fantasy character: Rai...
 * Disney character: Almost all the princessess, except Jasmine and Ariel... no one can be that cute and pure! Oh and Belle, she kicks royal butt.

Trivia!
Yeah! All the things you didn't know... or didn't care to ask, about me! (Notice I refrained from saying Yer mom? Yeah, I'm getting better at this XD!)


 * My name starts with a B
 * And ends with an A, sweet eh?
 * I'm very foul mouthed... very *shame*
 * Computers hate me
 * I hate computers
 * I belive computers are plotting d00m
 * I believe my computer is one of the master minds
 * I like oranges and apples but my fav is pineapple... and mango but just because I like saying that aloud.
 * I also like saying words that start with P like procrastinate
 * I also enjoy spanish words like proletario, postergar, perpendicular
 * Yes, I'm aware I'm odd
 * I lurve Al Bhed
 * I own Al Bhed googles, and I love them.
 * If I had to choose between buying an Akatsuki cloak and an Organization XIII cloak I would be in a huge dilemma... and probably would end up stealing both and spending my money on sweets
 * Oh yeah, I love chocolate and sweets.
 * I actually have a secret place were my candy deliciousness is hidden, and I lurve that as well.
 * I love pirates and ninjas, I honestly think they would be even in a death match-o'-d00m.
 * I've had the flu for exactly 45 days... it stopped being fun once my nose started bleeding from all those kleenex *tear*

Box n' Bubbles
User boxes and talk bubbles!!! Can't live without'em

This is the first talk bubble, thanks to Toisnyxetienne for letting me use her pretty Aerith bubble. I'll probably change it in a month... or two... when I get in pirate mood XD

And meh user boxes, I like to cuddle them.