User:Randomnessity

I am on a quest to find Marky Mark Wahlberg and find out what love is.

Journal Entry
Birth of a King (1996) The misunderstood King of Maryland whose ultimate goal is to march on the world and claim it for Maryland.

A villainous being through and through, his heart slowly fades into blackness, with only one who can pierce this blackness.

''Known by many and an enigma to all. Secret plans behind his conquest could mean an eternity of his rule.''

Goals
My goals are currently a secret. So don't ask, unless you're in my inner-circle.

Personality

 * I'm a villian.
 * I don't like to admit it, but I get jealous rather easily.
 * I can be nice, but I can also be rude and narcissistic
 * I'm random. (Redundant)
 * I'm a likable person, surprisingly enough.
 * I love dramatic speaches.
 * I like things that go in certain orders.
 * You'll find out the rest on the IRC.

Appearance

 * I'm tall.
 * My hair is brown, and it's sexy.
 * My eyes are blue.
 * I have some facial hair.
 * If you ask, you may find out more.

Other Info

 * I was born in May. My favorite month.
 * My favorite color is green.
 * My favorite food is my grandmother's meatloaf with mashed potatos and gravy.
 * Despite me being the King of Maryland, I live in Illinois.
 * My favorite song is "Hey Jude," by the Beatles. Sometimes.
 * I hate Rap and Country music.
 * I am homeschooled.

Interesting Tidbits

 * Literally, 75% of the time I look at the time it is 11:11 o' clock.
 * Whether it is interesting or not, I tend to be repetitive when I write or type to someone.
 * I have a dimple on one cheek, but not the other. The story behind this is that my great-grandfather had a small incident with a nail and it gave him a small dimple-like crater on his face. Coincidence?
 * I must be a morning person, for no matter how late I go to bed I wake up early in the morning. Only once have I ever slept until the afternoon, and that was this past New Years, when I was up playing Days until 5:00 AM.
 * I rarely ever sit completely still, and either have some limb of mine twitch or bouncing, or even more commonly have something in my hands to fiddle with. I used to use a tiny, plastic, multi-colored slinky until it snapped in half. I still have the slinky. :(
 * In my opinion Yaoi destroys the characters of Kingdom Hearts. I mean, XemSai? Whoever first came up with that couple I will personally hunt down myself.

Quotes
"Sweet cookies! I'm on fire!" "There's a first time for everything sometimes." "It's more fun to use a knife." "If I died would you cry?" "Every bouncyball counts!" "The burritos are not in the cereal." "That's what my therapist says..." "Don't you know what it means to be a banana?!" "What time is it? Sandwich time!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I am a master of quotes, along with one my two best friends. Her and I are making a book.

Kingdom Hearts series Experience
Below is the list of games in the Kingdom Hearts series and my experiences in them. Currently, I own and have beaten every Kingdom Hearts game that has been released in the U.S.A.

Kingdom Hearts
Beat: First Mode: Normal Well, years ago on my older brothers birthday, my grandparents bought him Kingdom Hearts. As my brother played through the storyline, my brothers and I watched him everytime he played. We were all infatuated with the storyline, but things came to a crashing halt when my brother reached the epic battle in the Grand Hall of Hollow Bastion against Riku-Ansem. Despite how awesome the whole confrontation was my brother couldn't defeat him and eventually stopped playing because of how long the cutscene before the fight was. And of course there was no skipping the cutscene.

Eventually I decided that I should try playing the game for myself, and began a new file. I don't remember to much of the tribulations I played through as I was younger. I do remember that it was difficult at some points. Such as the second Parasite Cage battle and the second Ursula battle to name some of the harder ones to me. I enjoyed the experience as I played through the game, and then I finally reached Hollow Bastion. It took me forever to get travel up the castle, but it was an amazing world. Far better than any other one in the series to me. It was more Dungeon-like than the other worlds, as it recquired you to travel up mostly in a straight path to the top, making you solve puzzles along the way. I had minimal trouble in the Entrance Hall and no trouble against Maleficent in the Chapel. I was no fan of Maleficent on Dragon form, however. It took me forever to defeat her, but I did with luck and the Metal Chocobo.

Then came the moment of truth. Riku-Ansem awaited in the Grand Hall and the epicness of the whole confrontation was still evident. Eventually I perservered and did what my brother could not. Riku-Ansem was defeated and I watched the following cutscene in shock of what was happening. I did enjoy playing as a Shadow no matter how short the time was. I was also disappointed that a Heartless as fearsome looking as the Beheomth was the easiest battle since Oogie Boogie.

Than, as you should know, I had to travel to the End of the World to confront Ansem, the Seeker of Darkness. I battled throgh the ravaged world, all the way to Chernabog. Although I have now learned he can be fairly easy, he was freaking hard to me then! I eventually did beat him though, and confronted Ansem. The first two battles of the sequence were a piece of cake, but the second battle against Ansem elevated to a much higher difficulty level. I think I died several times, but eventually beat him and entered the final battle against World of Chaos. This was difficult alone, but once I gathered up Donald and Goofy and fought Ansem on the last part of the sequence I kicked his ***.

So I had beaten the game, but I wasn't done yet. I returned to all of the secret battles and attempted to beat them. You have no idea how much it scared when Kurt Zisa popped out of the desert. And the Phantom wasn't exactly welcoming. I think the first alternate challenge I beat was the Hades Cup. And eventually the alternate versions of it. Next, I finally defeated Kurt Zisa after an insane battle. I almost had a heart attack. The Phantom went down shortly after. Then I melted the Ice Titan. I had all of the secret weapons except for the Ultima Weapon at this point. I attempted Sephiroth so many times, but I couldn't defeat him. I leveled up to level 100 and still had trouble. So I decided it was time I tracked down those White Mushrooms and synthesize the Ultima Weapon. I played into the early hours of the morning, achieving the Ultima Weapon and beating Sephiroth the first time I tried. And that, as they say, is that. I am soon going to play through on Expert.

IRC alter-ego people

 * KingRandom
 * RandomMojo
 * Cakedeath
 * Random, the Dancing Cat
 * Gay Bachelor Show Host

Signature
This is my signature for when I don't want to use a talkbubble.-- Random! to a point!  05:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Final Fantasy
My thanks to JFHavoc for this scrumdiddlyumptious talkbubbles.

Friends List
These are users I consider friends: If you want to be my friend feel free to ask!
 * Xion4ever - Showed my the way of the Wiki. Thanks, Xion! You fix all of my wiki disasters.
 * KingdomKeyDarkside - My first right-hand man. Good job, bro. :P
 * LegoAlchemist - My second right-hand man. Good job, man. :P
 * LapisScarab - We both love Whose Line Is It Anyway
 * SquareEnixRocks - Good friend
 * Troisnyxetienne - Good friend
 * Saxisai - Where is he?
 * Axel'sGirl - Friend
 * MasterTerra - Friend
 * Terra Fae Odosson - Good IRC friend
 * ZexionTheGamer - Uhh...
 * Riku's Love - Friend
 * Kingdom zachdawg - Uh...
 * DarkestofHearts - Uh...
 * Redeemer & Destroyer My ex-wife
 * Dan da Man36 - Dan!
 * EternalNothingnessXIII - We both have writer's block
 * Coroxn - Uh...
 * OathkeeperKH - Uh...
 * JFHavoc - He is Havoc
 * Wolfie - He is wolfie
 * The Inexistent - He isn't really on this list
 * SilverCrono - I don't know
 * No.i - Don't really know him as of yet
 * Chitalian8 - He's partially responsible for me being on my Quest
 * Ganondorf
 * Zant
 * Garland
 * Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Fanfiction.Net
I also have an account at Fanfiction.net, going by the name of invinciblemuffins, although I haven't gotten around to writing anything yet. Sad but true. This is how KKD contacted me, and got me to return.

Polls
Who is the best hero? A. Sora B. Riku C. Roxas D. Terra E. Ventus F. Aqua Who is the best secondary hero? A. Mickey Mouse B. Donald Duck C. Goofy D. Xion E. Leon Who is the best villain? A. Ansem, the Seeker of Darkness B. Marluxia C. Xemnas D. Master Xehanort E. Vanitas Who is the best secondary villain? A. Maleficent B. Pete C. Saïx D. Braig E. Riku Replica