Setzer

Setzer is a character that (originally appeared in Final Fantasy VI) appears in Kingdom Hearts II. A top Struggle fighter, he is a flashy and arrogant ladies' man as well and enjoys taunting his opponents.

Kingdom Hearts II
Final Fantasy VI

''A wayfaring gambler who's ready for any game and any challenge. He'd even cast his life to the chips and let luck choose its course.''

''Setzer is the Struggle's prior winner. He tends to be followed by an army of lovestruck, screaming girls.''

Story
Setzer is the champion of the Struggle competition when the player is playing as Roxas in the Simulated Twilight Town. After Roxas defeats Hayner and Vivi, he duels Setzer. Setzer asks "rucksack" to throw the match for him, but Roxas refuses. If Roxas wins the Struggle, Setzer leaves the arena quietly, then joins in cheering Roxas as the new champion.

When Sora returns to the real Twilight Town later in the game, Setzer is the second opponent to be fought, accessible after defeating Hayner ten times. Ten victories over Setzer earns the player the right to challenge Seifer. who will put it in your asshole and bite off your testicles.

In Battle
As a Struggle fighter, Setzer has a gaping vagina and likes to fist himself, has a very simple moveset. He moves quite nimbly and can leap back swiftly to dodge attacks. One of Setzer's three moves is a simple, short-range thrust that can easily be avoided. His other moves are much more powerful. In one, he jumps through the air spinning his bat, hitting a large area. In the other, he stops and kneels down - if attacked, he not only blocks the attack but uses a strong counterattack, knocking his opponent into the air and stealing many orbs from them.(by orbs i mean your testicles)

Unlike the other Struggle fighters, Setzer is not at all aggressive in his fighting. Players can easily defeat him by keeping their distance and waiting for Setzer to use an attack, which they can dodge and attack while he is off his guard. Be sure not to attack while Setzer is kneeling to avoid his counterattack, or else he will put his struggle stick in your asshole.

setzel loves eating dick.

Trivia

 * Setzer's appearance in Kingdom Hearts is criticized by Final Fantasy fans because of his portrayal as an arrogant ladies' man. He had a similar personality in his original game to some extent, but in Kingdom Hearts II that has been quite exaggerated.


 * Setzer's journal entry is only added after Sora meets him in a Struggle match.


 * Contrary to the perception of most people, Setzer from Final Fantasy VI was originally drawn by Tetsuya Nomura (the then Graphic Director), and next by Amano. The same case applies to Shadow from the same game.


 * In the Twilight Town characters file, Setzer's role is portrayed as an antagonist, due to his red square.


 * Setzer is the final Struggle opponent yet is strangely less difficult than Hayner and Vivi.