User:Keyblade0/IRC

This page is a page with IRC moments that I thought were awesome, funny, or epic. Usually, the following stories are funny, so please read if you feel down. Remember: Laughter is the best medicine! c:

ALL HAIL DOORSEY
[ALL HAIL DOORSEY]

[17:24] == Keyblade0 [4c6c221c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.108.34.28] has joined #Doorsey [17:24]  .-. [17:24]  ._. [17:24]  Who made this? [17:26] == LegoAlchemist [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has joined #Doorsey [17:26]  {:| [17:26] == LegoAlchemist [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has left #Doorsey [] [17:26] == Sato123|Okami [6c1922b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.108.25.34.183] has joined #Doorsey [17:26] == Sato123|Okami [6c1922b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.108.25.34.183] has left #Doorsey [] [17:26]  lulz [17:26] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has left #Doorsey [] [17:45] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has joined #Doorsey [17:45]  Again? [17:45]  >.< [17:45]  #enuo [17:46]  Crono's old channel. [17:46] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has left #Doorsey [] [17:46] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has joined #Doorsey [17:46]  >.< [17:47] == Auror [4c696ece@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.105.110.206] has joined #Doorsey [17:47]  BOO [17:47] == KrytenKoro [0c350ae2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.12.53.10.226] has joined #Doorsey [17:47]  BOO [17:47]  oh, that's what you meant [17:47] == KrytenKoro [0c350ae2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.12.53.10.226] has left #Doorsey [] [17:48]  Fuck Doorsey. [17:48] == Auror [4c696ece@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.105.110.206] has left #Doorsey [] [17:48] == LegoAlchemist [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has joined #Doorsey [17:48]  ._. [17:48]  Doorsey won't be happy U_U [17:48] <Randomnessity> I'mma copy paste that on #FFWiki [17:48] * LegoAlchemist goes to tell [17:48] <Keyblade0> >.< [17:48] * LegoAlchemist is sniped [17:48] <Keyblade0> >.> [17:49] <Keyblade0> <.< [17:49] <Keyblade0> <.> [17:49] <Randomnessity> Haha. I pasted it right after you joined. [17:49] <LegoAlchemist> Oh well. [17:49] <Keyblade0> Huhwhat? [17:49] <Keyblade0> Wait.... [17:49] <Keyblade0> Whathuh? [17:49] <Keyblade0> Or #Huhwhat [17:49] == Griffen78 [47ba2189@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.186.33.137] has joined #Doorsey [17:50] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey. [17:50] <Griffen78> I want part of this fuckin goin on [17:50] <Randomnessity> No one is having sexual intercourse. [17:51] <Keyblade0> ._. [17:51] <Keyblade0> .-. [17:52] == LightMouse [bd0d2aa4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.13.42.164] has joined #Doorsey [17:52] == LightMouse [bd0d2aa4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.13.42.164] has left #Doorsey [] [17:52] == Auror [4c696ece@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.105.110.206] has joined #Doorsey [17:52] <Randomnessity> lol [17:52] == LightMouse [bd0d2aa4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.13.42.164] has joined #Doorsey [17:52] == Demonic_Saint [~paradox@unaffiliated/demonic-saint/x-186367] has joined #Doorsey [17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY [17:52] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey. [17:52] <Auror> [17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY [17:52] <Keyblade0> .-. [17:52] <LightMouse> Wut is a doorsey? [17:52] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey. [17:52] <LightMouse> and HI KB0 [17:52] <Randomnessity> DoorToNothing. [17:53] <Auror> [17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY [17:53] <Keyblade0> Hey, LM [17:53] == Demonic_Saint [~paradox@unaffiliated/demonic-saint/x-186367] has left #Doorsey [] [17:53] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey. [17:53] <Keyblade0> Cool picture. [17:53] <Auror> [17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY [17:53] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey. [17:53] <LightMouse> http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2144/mrslightmouse.png you see it KB0? [17:53] <Randomnessity> MRS. Light Mouse?!?!?!?! [17:53] <Auror> [5:33] <Mr. Random> DTN can be a real dick sometimes. [17:53] <Auror> >:3 [17:53] <Randomnessity> I never said that. >_> [17:54] <LightMouse> Yeah [17:54] <Randomnessity> ARE YOU A GIRL OR A GUY?! [17:54] <Keyblade0> Who? [17:55] <LightMouse> A GUY [17:55] <LightMouse> I DON'T SEE THE PRONOM [17:55] <Randomnessity> Pronom? [17:55] <Keyblade0> Pronoun [17:56] <LightMouse> YEAH KB0 [17:56] <Auror> xd [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <LightMouse> THANKS [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Keyblade0> ._. [17:56] <Randomnessity> ._. [17:56] <Auror> PRONOM [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Keyblade0> SPAM [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <Randomnessity> So you called yourself... [17:56] <Auror> XD [17:56] <LightMouse> MY ENGLISH IS HORRIBLE [17:56] <Randomnessity> Mrs. Light Mouse. [17:56] <Auror> PRONOM! XD [17:56] <Auror> Oh. ._. [17:56] <Keyblade0> Pro-nom nomnom XD [17:56] <LightMouse> I never remember it [17:56] <Auror> Sorry, I thought Keyblade said it.... [17:57] <Auror> Sorry LightMouse. :) [17:57] <Randomnessity> Auror. [17:57] * Randomnessity kicks Auror [17:57] <Keyblade0> ._. [17:57]  * Auror kicks Randomnessity and gives him a taste of his own medicine. [17:57] <Keyblade0> Wait....Auror is a guy??????? [17:57] <LegoAlchemist> -_- [17:57] <Randomnessity> No. [17:57]  * LightMouse kill Randomnessity [17:57] <Auror> ._. [17:57] == LegoAlchemist [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has left #Doorsey  ["failure"] [17:57] <Randomnessity> STOPIT [17:57] <Auror> Wut...? [17:57] <Randomnessity> STOP BEING MEAN TO ME [17:58]  * Randomnessity CRIES [17:58] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has left #Doorsey [] [17:58] <Auror> When have I ever become a guy? [17:58] <Keyblade0> : ( [17:58] <Auror> I've had enough of Doorsey for one day. Goodbye. [17:58] == Auror [4c696ece@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.105.110.206] has left #Doorsey [] [17:59] == LightMouse [bd0d2aa4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.13.42.164] has left #Doorsey [] [17:59] <Keyblade0> Soo....G78 and LA are the only ones left... [18:00] == LegoAlchemist [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has joined #Doorsey [18:00] <Keyblade0> ._. [18:03] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has joined #Doorsey [18:03] <Randomnessity> LOLK [18:03] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has left #Doorsey [] [18:03] == LegoAlchemist [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has left #Doorsey []

Global Warming comes tp the IRC
[17:25] == globalwarming [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts [17:25] I WARNED YOU [17:25] == globalwarming [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has quit [Client Quit] [17:25] <Sove> ._.

Random's "Show"
[16:03] <Randomnessity> This has been Fun Times with Random. [16:03] <Randomnessity> Join us next week when Random visits a farm. [16:03] <Randomnessity> With kuh-razy results! [16:03] <Satoru123> -_-

The TarNation
[21:28] <UnknownEnigma> What in tarnation [21:29] <UnknownEnigma> What is tarnation? [21:29] <Reeves|Lost> Tar Nation. [21:29] <Randomnessity> ._.

The Universe
[21:48] <UnknownEnigma> Those hotdogs aren't cooked [21:48] <Chitalian> AIN'T NO QUESTION IF I WANT IT, I NEED IT [21:48] <ErryK> Well, I'm so hot they boiled in my saliva~ [21:48] <Evnyofdeath> ... [21:49] * Evnyofdeath facepalms [21:49] * UnknownEnigma pours liquid He on ErryK [21:49] <Chitalian> o.o [21:49] == BakaKidd [4c16e72c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.22.231.44] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts [21:49] <UnknownEnigma> Are you still too hot? [21:49] <BakaKidd> heyo [21:49] <UnknownEnigma> Howdy dowdy baka [21:49] <BakaKidd> hey UE [21:49] <UnknownEnigma> I just poured liquid He on ErryK [21:50] <Evnyofdeath> He...what does that stand for? I feel like I should know... [21:50] <BakaKidd> liquid.....He?? helium? [21:50] <UnknownEnigma> Yes [21:50] <BakaKidd> XD [21:50] <Evnyofdeath> At least it wasn't Liquid Nitrogen [21:50] <UnknownEnigma> VERY cold stuff [21:50] <UnknownEnigma> Colder than Liquid nitrogen [21:50] * BakaKidd raises fist in success* bet he has a VERY squeaky voice right now.... [21:50] <Evnyofdeath> Really? Nitrogen can freeze you real quick [21:51] <UnknownEnigma> So does liquid He [21:51] <UnknownEnigma> I think it's one of the coldest substances we have closest to absolute 0 [21:51] <BakaKidd> probably is. [21:52] == Reeves|OutToEat has changed nick to DoktahReeves [21:52] == Chitalian [48e70bde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.231.11.222] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:52] <Evnyofdeath> Ya know...since its impossible to get something down to Absolute 0...what do you think would happen if we did it? [21:52] <DoktahReeves> Time and space would fold in on itself and create a wormhole that would end life-as-we-know-it. [21:53] <DoktahReeves> Duh. [21:53] <UnknownEnigma> The molecules and atoms would completely stop [21:53] <BakaKidd> like that would happen [21:53] <BakaKidd> new ice age is more likely Reeves [21:53] <@KrytenKoro> you would have to remove all energy [21:53] <DoktahReeves> Have some imagination U_U [21:53] <UnknownEnigma> The molecules would have no energy whatsoever [21:53] <Evnyofdeath> The world would probably flash freeze [21:53] <@KrytenKoro> and so there would be nothing acting against the forces of gravity [21:53] <@KrytenKoro> timespace would fold in on itself and create the Big Crunch [21:54] * ErryK is still too hot [21:54] <Evnyofdeath> Followed eventually by a big bang [21:54] <Evnyofdeath> Thus restarting the universe [21:54] <UnknownEnigma> Nothing is too hot for liquid He [21:54] <BakaKidd> dude....only way that would happen Reeves...is if the spirit of bruce lee collided fist with chuck norris!! DUH!!! [21:54] * KrytenKoro says that hotness is impossible unless you are a bespectacled female [21:55] <@KrytenKoro> no, it would not be followed by a big bang [21:55] <Evnyofdeath> Kryten, I like your tastes [21:55] <@KrytenKoro> first off, unlikely, second off, there's no "followed by" if time doesn't exist any more [21:55] <Evnyofdeath> Time didn't exist before the big bang either [21:55] <ErryK> What about the sun? would it freeze with one drop of Liquid He? [21:55] <@KrytenKoro> that's because there was no before [21:55] <UnknownEnigma> Who's to say that things always were? [21:56] <@KrytenKoro> Liquid HE? [21:56] <@KrytenKoro> No [21:56] <UnknownEnigma> Who's to say that things never were? [21:56] <@KrytenKoro> it has a relvant melting point [21:56] <BlackSoulBlade> G'night guys [21:56] <Evnyofdeath> Kryten, no one knows what would happen after the Big Crunch. Its all speculation [21:56] <BakaKidd> night BSB [21:56] == BlackSoulBlade [~kvirc@CPE00222d540098-CM00222d540095.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Quit: KVIrc 4.0.0 Insomnia http://www.kvirc.net/] [21:56] <BakaKidd> i have a theory.... [21:56] <Evnyofdeath> Has anyone here seen Heroman? [21:57] <UnknownEnigma> No... [21:57] <UnknownEnigma> and explain away Baka [21:57] <BakaKidd> maybe once the big crunch happens....time would repeat, as in the big bang would happen again. [21:57] <@KrytenKoro> no [21:57] <@KrytenKoro> that would violate the second law of thermodynamics [21:57] <BakaKidd> thermodynamics [21:58] == Suiseiseki [~desu@wikipedia/Antonio-Lopez] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts [21:58] <BakaKidd> hey suiseiseki [21:58] <UnknownEnigma> Matter can neither created nor destroyed [21:58] == Tabs|Away has changed nick to Tabbeh [21:58] <@KrytenKoro> wrong [21:58] <@KrytenKoro> it can be created from energy [21:58] <BakaKidd> how do u know that koro? [21:58] <UnknownEnigma> I meant out of nothing [21:58] <Evnyofdeath> Heroman Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDq54iZhezQ [21:59] <UnknownEnigma> You can't make matter out of nothing [21:59] <@KrytenKoro> nope on that too [21:59] == Tabbeh has changed nick to Tabs|Away [21:59] <UnknownEnigma> Oh really now? [21:59] <@KrytenKoro> there is an imbalance between matter and antimatter when energy condenses into matter [21:59] <@KrytenKoro> very very slight [21:59] <@KrytenKoro> but enough for the material universe to exist [21:59] <UnknownEnigma> If you think about it, antimatter is "something" [22:00] <@KrytenKoro> still [22:00] <UnknownEnigma> It truly isn't "nothing" [22:00] <@KrytenKoro> it can undergo mutual annihilation with matter, return to the energy that was there, and still leave some excess matter behind [22:00] <@KrytenKoro> It's a glitch in the source code of the universe [22:00] <@KrytenKoro> my only excuse is that I was drunk that night [22:00] <@KrytenKoro> I MEAN I MEAN [22:01] <UnknownEnigma> O.o [22:01] <@KrytenKoro> that I was totally uninvolved in the phenomenon [22:01] <Suiseiseki> hello! [22:01] <@KrytenKoro> I am a regular human like yourselves [22:01] <@KrytenKoro> Let us go out and do human things together [22:01] <BakaKidd> O-M-G....they actually made an anime with the michillen tire man [22:01] <UnknownEnigma> Are you... [22:01] <UnknownEnigma> God? [22:01] <UnknownEnigma> Or some other other worldly being? [22:01] <BakaKidd> is he slendy? [22:01] <Evnyofdeath> Bakakid...thats not the Michillen Tire Man [22:01] <@KrytenKoro> I WAS NEVER HERE [22:01] == KrytenKoro [62ded5a1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.222.213.161] has left #wikia- kingdomhearts [] [22:01] <BakaKidd> i know XD

MX is a girl!?
[20:03] <Crono|Editing> "If you wanna talk about pure darkness: Vanitas. He didn't even care about MX who gave birth to him." [20:03] <Crono|Editing> lolwhut [20:03] <Keyblade0> XD [20:03] <Keyblade0> I know [20:03] <Keyblade0> That's just wrong. [20:03] <Keyblade0> XD [20:03] <Keyblade0> But funny. [20:03] <Keyblade0> XD [20:04] <Keyblade0> He didn't even care about MX who gave birth to him. [20:04] <UnknownEnigma> MX is a women now? [20:04] <Keyblade0> MX WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM [20:04] <Keyblade0> WHO [20:04] <Keyblade0> HAVE [20:04] <Keyblade0> BIRTH [20:04] <Keyblade0> TO [20:04] <Keyblade0> HIM [20:04] <Keyblade0> XD [20:04] <UnknownEnigma> Madame Xehanort [20:04] <Keyblade0> XD [20:05] * Tabbeh makes this an original character and sees what happens. [20:05] <Tabbeh> c: [20:05] <Keyblade0> XDDDDDDDD [20:05] <Crono|Editing> ._. [20:05] <Keyblade0> Do [20:05] <Keyblade0> it [20:05] <Keyblade0> Put it on the Fanon Wiki [20:05] <Keyblade0> Nao [20:05] <Tabbeh> No. [20:05] <Crono|Editing> lolno [20:05] <UnknownEnigma> LOL [20:05] <Crono|Editing> Keyblade0. I am disappoint. [20:05] <Keyblade0> :c [20:05] * Tabbeh still hasn't drawn it out. [20:06] * Tabbeh will not do fanon until he actually gets bored enough of everything in the world. [20:07] <UnknownEnigma> Madame Xehanort commands you. [20:08] <Tabbeh> Well, I could make Madame Xehanort a tyrannical queen in charge of a corrupt government in the year 2581 and the main character has to, well, raw, raw, fight the power. [20:08] <Tabbeh> …

Aqua and the Unnamed Heartless
[20:08] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: Ooh, extra BBS stuffs [20:09] <Tabbeh> if I ever do fanon [20:09] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: My, what big red eyes you have [20:09] <Crono|Editing> ???: ALL THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH [20:09] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: ಠ_ಠ