User:Keyblade0/IRC

This page is a page with IRC moments that I thought were awesome, funny, or epic. Usually, the following stories are funny, so please read if you feel down. Remember: Laughter is the best medicine! c:

Global Warming comes to the IRC
[17:25] == globalwarming [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts [17:25] I WARNED YOU [17:25] == globalwarming [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has quit [Client Quit] [17:25]  ._.

Random's "Show"
[16:03]  This has been Fun Times with Random. [16:03]  Join us next week when Random visits a farm. [16:03]  With kuh-razy results! [16:03]  -_-

The TarNation
[21:28]  What in tarnation [21:29]  What is tarnation? [21:29]  Tar Nation. [21:29]  ._.

Aqua and the Unnamed Heartless
[20:08]  Aqua: Ooh, extra BBS stuffs [20:09]  if I ever do fanon [20:09]  Aqua: My, what big red eyes you have [20:09]  ???: ALL THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH [20:09]  Aqua: ಠ_ಠ

...they forgot.
[18:56]  Oh yeah...

[18:56]  Today's the next meeting right?

[18:57] <Doorsey> It is? ._.

[18:57] <Doorsey> ... oops.

[18:59] <BakaKidd> lol

[18:59] <BakaKidd> meeting fail

[18:59] <BakaKidd> schedule fail

[18:59] <BakaKidd> just fail

[19:02] <Luke|away> ...

[19:02] <Pokeblade0|Black> Tomorrow, then?

[19:03] <BakaKidd> ...

*In the other channel... the KHWiki-noticeboard channel...*

[19:03] <Doorsey> ...

[19:03] <Doorsey> MEETING HAS BEEN MOVED TO FEBRUARY 33RD. THANK YOU.

[19:04] <Pokeblade0|Black> ._.

I went insane.
[22:45] <Keyblade0> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[22:45] <Keyblade0> PREPARE TO BURN, KID

[22:45] <Baka|Cloud> ._.

[22:46] <Keyblade0> LET THE FLAMES OF DESTRUCTION DESTROY YOUSE!

[22:46] <Keyblade0> KILL!

[22:46] <Keyblade0> WOO!!

[22:46] <Keyblade0> 1913 more DP :3

Finland - 1, Smosh - 0
[17:18] <Keyblade0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytqlXOJ_dY

[17:18] <Keyblade0> 3:22

[17:18] <Keyblade0> *4:22

[17:18] <Keyblade0> XDDDDDD

[17:18] <Keyblade0> XDXDXD

[17:18] <Keyblade0> XD

[17:20] <Sove> As a matter of fact

[17:21] <Sove> I have never got a package with newspaper in it

[17:22] <Sove> Or then they do that when they are sent abroad

[17:22] <Keyblade0> Finland - 1 Smosh - 0

RP, abilities and EXP
[23:46] * DoctorReeves counter-strike's Keyblade0

[23:47] <Keyblade0> ._.

[23:47] * DoctorReeves has defeated (1) Keyblade0! 12 EXP recieved.

[23:47] <Keyblade0> I took a part of his arm

[23:47] <ZOOSMELL_POOPLOR> KB0...

[23:47] * Keyblade0 has auto-revive

[23:47] <Keyblade0> Aha!

[23:47] <TaBzEe> 8D

[23:47] <TaBzEe> Infinite EXP!

[23:48] * Keyblade0 also notices he has auto-death

[23:48] <TaBzEe> Oh.

[23:48] <Keyblade0> ;-;

[23:48] <TaBzEe> :\

[23:48] <Keyblade0> Crap

Meanwhile, at the #FFWiki channel...
[22:38] <DrakeyC> oh Xep, they're all petty

[22:38] <DrakeyC> Look at Kalia and Porche, they did what Danielle told them to do

[22:38] <DrakeyC> Jeff was smart in getting rid of Danielle

[22:38] <DrakeyC> She proved repeatedly she can't be trusted

[22:39] <DrakeyC> But unlike others who can't be trusted like Adam or Shelly, she's good in competitions

[22:41] * DrakeyC screencaps his arena

[22:41] <DrakeyC> BH voting for Vaan

[22:41] <DrakeyC> This must be memorialized

[22:41] <DrakeyC> Iwanted to vote for the pirate hat, but THE BRAIN BLEACH POWER OF THE GOLDEN THONG, IT DRAWS ME IN!!! CANNOT... resist.... no... Jimcloud

[22:42] <DrakeyC> NO ONE CAN RESIST THE GOLDEN THONG

[22:42] <Jimcloud> ._.

[22:42] <Koharu> ._.

[22:42] <Kirbyblade0|AR> ._.

OMG! SPOILERS IN SKYWARD SWORD AND FINAL FANTASY III!!!
[19:09] <Sove> [01:42] * UnknownEnigma (~chatzilla@adsl-66-157-224-145.jax.bellsouth.net) has joined #KHWiki-social

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <BlackSoulBlade> Hey DTN, UE

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <UnknownEnigma> Hi

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <UnknownEnigma> Good KB0 is not here

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <UnknownEnigma> No Skyward Sword spoilers for me

[19:09] <Sove> [01:47] * Daiton|away is now known as Daiton

[19:09] <Sove> [01:51] <FFblade0> WB Tabbs, hi BSB, HI DTN, hi UE and WB Daiton

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <FFblade0> :I

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <FFblade0> I DON'T GIVE SPOILERS FOR SKYWARD SWORD

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <Daiton> Yo

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> I don't want to know anything about it.

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <Daiton> But I do give spoilers!

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> I anything game wise

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <FFblade0> Besides I don't know ANYTHING besides the Lady's name.

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> In SS

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> Stuff like, how many hours of gameplay is okay

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> You get...

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> A SWORD

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> Leaving

[19:10] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> AND A SHIELD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> ._.

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> XD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <BlackSoulBlade> AND GREEN CLOTHES

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <BlackSoulBlade> OMG SPOILERS

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <Daiton> Like 5000+ hours of gameplay!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> XDXDXD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <BlackSoulBlade> *9000+

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> IT'S OVER 9000!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <Daiton> IT'S OVER 9000!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <Daiton> gah you beat me to it!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> :D

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <FFblade0> OMG SPOILER!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <FFblade0> There's a evil orange in the game

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <FFblade0> ;)

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <Tabzee> SECRET DUNGEON

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <Daiton> And a bomb that float on the wings of a butterfly!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> And the main enemy is a female. Who is it? ZELDA TURNS EVIL

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <BlackSoulBlade> ANOTHER SPOILER

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0>

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <BlackSoulBlade> You play tennis with the boss

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <Daiton> You beat him with a jar!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> Ohwait! MOAR SPOIELRS

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> The only way to beat the final boss is to...

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> PLay tic tac toe with her.

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <FFblade0> Be lucky and you save Hyrule again! Yay!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <BlackSoulBlade> HIT IT WITH A SWORD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <BlackSoulBlade> FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <Daiton> SAVE S/H/IT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <FFblade0> Another spoiler? Ya know it.

[19:11] <Sove> [01:56] <FFblade0> YOU GET 3 SWORDS

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <FFblade0> A reguler one, master sword, and a UMBRELLA KEYBLADE

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <FFblade0> >:D

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] * UnknownEnigma is now known as UnknownbEnigma

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <UnknownbEnigma> Silence!

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <UnknownbEnigma> Or I'll keel you!

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <BlackSoulBlade> You'll also have something following you that you may or may not want to strangle

[19:11] <Sove> [01:59] <FFblade0> TEH ULTIMATE SPOILERAH!

[19:11] <Sove> [01:59] <FFblade0> The cloud of Darkness appears in the ga*shot*

[19:11] <Sove> [01:59] <FFblade0> Okay. Yes we had some fun with that. TIme to get back to work.

[19:11] <Sove> [02:00] <FFblade0> Or back to killing random enemies, getting the last treasure chests, defeating Xande, and CoD

[19:11] <Sove> [02:00] <FFblade0> ...again -_-"

[19:11] <Sove> [02:01] <UnknownbEnigma> Good

[19:11] <Sove> [02:01] <UnknownbEnigma> Git

[19:11] <Sove> [02:01] <UnknownbEnigma> Go to do your errands

[19:11] <Sove> [02:02] <FFblade0> Why did I say again? Because I died in the World of Darkness

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <FFblade0> AND NO SAVE POINT. >:(

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <BlackSoulBlade> LOL

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <BlackSoulBlade> Don't you just love FF3s complete lack of save points?

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <DoorToNothing> FFIII thoughts:

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] * FFblade0 is now known as Fblade0|3

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <DoorToNothing> "Oh hey, where is the save poOH I FORGET THERE AREN'T ANY"

[19:11] <Sove> [02:04] <DoorToNothing> ... That pretty much summarizes my entire experience with FFIII.

[19:11] <Sove> [02:04] <BlackSoulBlade> I managed to beat FF3

[19:11] <Sove> [02:04] <UnknownbEnigma> No save points FTW

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <UnknownbEnigma> I mean-

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <UnknownbEnigma> FTL

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <BlackSoulBlade> And by 'managed' I mean 'down to one ninja, and this turn will make or break this fight'

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <BlackSoulBlade> Toss shuriken

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <BlackSoulBlade> Win

Special Thanks to Sove for logging this for me.

The Expectation
[21:16] <Sora1995|Cloud> RL might get on today

[21:17] * Soxra (~Sky@S01060016b6e25c1a.cg.shawcable.net) has joined #KHWiki-social

[21:17] * Pokeblade0|XD expects someone to say "YAY! YES!! WOO!!!!!"

[21:17] <Pokeblade0|XD> WB Soxra

[21:17] * Sora1995|Cloud looks at Sove

[21:17] * Pokeblade0|XD glares at Sove

[21:17] <Sove> ._.

The Gross Stat
[2011-09-09 22:55:07] <ErryK|ACB> Oh, gross.

[2011-09-09 22:55:08] <--| ErryK|ACB has left #KHWiki-social

[2011-09-09 23:05:14] <DoorToNothing> I'm gross.

[2011-09-09 23:05:16] <DoorToNothing> ...

[2011-09-09 23:05:17] <DoorToNothing> Yay?

[2011-09-09 23:05:21] * DoorToNothing earns +1 Gross.

Meanwhile, again at #FFWiki and #Freenode...
21:31:04 <BlueHighwind> gotta be quicker than that

21:31:16 <BlueHighwind> o o

21:31:18 <BlueHighwind>

21:31:26 <BlueHighwind> O O

21:31:27 <BlueHighwind>

21:34:32 <BlueHighwind>

21:34:56 <BlueHighwind> ⇔

21:35:56 <BlueHighwind> :∠ o o o o o o o

21:36:43 <BlueHighwind> —

21:36:46 <BlueHighwind> | |

21:36:49 <BlueHighwind> no

21:36:57 <BlueHighwind> ——

21:37:00 <BlueHighwind> | |

21:37:02 <BlueHighwind> NO!

21:37:04 <BlueHighwind> —

21:37:07 <BlueHighwind> no!

21:37:08 =-= TBS|Away is now known as TheBlackShadow

21:37:10 <BlueHighwind> crap

21:37:15 <BlueHighwind> —

21:37:18 <BlueHighwind> | |

21:37:20 <BlueHighwind> crap

21:37:27 <BlueHighwind> anyway

21:37:35 <Ark> I have a challenge for you, Blue. See if you can post six consecutive lines of the same text in #freenode

21:37:54 <Sorceror_Nobody> Oooh

21:38:07 <BlueHighwind> okay, you want to see?

21:38:12 <Sorceror_Nobody> Now that would be impressive

21:38:16 |<-- BlueHighwind has left freenode (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.)))

21:38:24 <Ark> XD XD XD

21:38:27 <Sorceror_Nobody> Wow

* ...meanwhile, in #freenode... *

21:38:20 <BlueHighwind> I've been given a challenge

21:38:21 <BlueHighwind> I've been given a challenge

21:38:22 <BlueHighwind> I've been given a challenge

21:38:22 ⇐ BlueHighwind (182e9b01@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.46.155.1) quit: Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))

21:38:56 <+jbroome> I'd say he failed

21:39:31 <Athanasius> haha

Special Thanks to Ark for posting this log.

Kickword Rules
[14:48] <Satoru123> What's kickword

[14:48] <@Pea|SoulSilver> KB0

[14:48] <@Pea|SoulSilver> Explain

[14:49] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Why is it always me ._.

[14:49] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Welp.

[14:49] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Kickword is a game, obviously.

[14:49] <Keyblade0|KH3D> The OP gives us a word.

[14:50] <Keyblade0|KH3D> And we have to change one letter/add one/subtract a letter to make a different word.

[14:50] <Keyblade0|KH3D> We cannot name names.

[14:50] <@Pea|SoulSilver> Example:

[14:50] <@Pea|SoulSilver> "gang"

[14:50] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Also, if you make a word that has been said already, or never existed, you are kicked from the channel.

[14:50] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Then you come back in.

[14:51] <@Pea|SoulSilver> Additional rules are that

[14:51] <@Pea|SoulSilver> OP have to play too

[14:51] <@Pea|SoulSilver> *has

[14:51] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Also, if a full minute passes, whoever last changed the word wins, and the game starts over.

[14:52] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Everyone in this channel must play, or be kicked.

[14:52] <Keyblade0|KH3D> If the OP gets the word wrong...

[14:52] <@Pea|SoulSilver> If the OP fails, the person that said the correct word before the OP gets to be the next OP and the old OP must kick his/herself

[14:52] <Keyblade0|KH3D> It is mandatory, MANDATORY  that he/she should give OP powers who changed the word before the OP did.

[14:53] * Pea|SoulSilver sets mode: +o Keyblade0|KH3D

[14:53] <@Keyblade0|KH3D> Then the OP kicks himself/herself

[14:53] * Keyblade0 was kicked by Pea|SoulSilver (Satoru123)

[To whoever was kicked, the message will appear like this... [15:03] * You were kicked by Pea|SoulSilver (Keyblade0|KH3D )]

[14:54] <@Pea|SoulSilver> A Kick is like this XD

[14:54] <Keyblade0|KH3D> Yes.

[15:05] <Keyblade0> And use /mode ##KHWiki-kickword -o

[15:05] <Keyblade0> To deop someone...

[15:05] <Keyblade0> And use /mode ##KHWiki-kickword +o

[15:05] <Keyblade0> To OP someone.

[15:05] <Keyblade0> Those are the rules!

Sove the Stove
[14:12] * Sove (sove@seiwa/admin/sove) has joined #FFWiki

[14:12] * Sorceror_Nobody is unpoked

[14:13] * Pokeblade0|Blak2 pokes Sove

[14:13] <Pokeblade0|Blak2> Hi.

[14:13] <Pokeblade0|Blak2> :3

[14:13] <Yunie_X> Hi, stove.

[14:13] <Pokeblade0|Blak2> Lol.

[14:13] right now my TV has a big red light meaning its turned off, I like this setting :P

[14:13] <Yunie_X> *SOVE

[14:13] <Pokeblade0|Blak2> XD

[14:13] <Ark> And then Sove was a stove

The Hi of Death
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[21:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Inpu

[21:14] <Keyblade0> Hi, KK.

[21:14] * +Inpu (~chatzilla@mccormick-gw.wintek.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

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[21:27] <Keyblade0> WB, KK.

[21:27] * +Inpu (~chatzilla@mccormick-gw.wintek.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[21:27] <Keyblade0> ...are my Hi's killing him?

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[21:30] * +Inpu (~chatzilla@mccormick-gw.wintek.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

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[21:32] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Inpu

[21:34] <Keyblade0> Hi, KK.

[21:34] * +Inpu (~chatzilla@mccormick-gw.wintek.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[21:34] <Keyblade0> :I

Nickserv: You cannot redeem yourself
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[21:46] <BlueHighwind_> yo

[21:46] * BlueHighwind is now known as Guest49792

[21:46] * BlueHighwind_ is now known as bluehighwind

[21:46] ummm

[21:46] umm

[21:46] comeon

[21:47] jjjjj

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[21:48] <Sheogordrake> http://25.media.tumblr.com/644178a42c6c674b6d7f08c70ecff91f/tumblr_mi3d9ub5xZ1r8uo3io1_500.png

[21:49] <Sheogordrake> 	<Griffsona|3P>	Spoony showed a screen shot of the wiki :D

[21:49] <Sheogordrake> Where?

[21:49] <BlueLionheart> Hi.

[21:49] <Griffsona|3P> FFXIII review part 1

[21:49] * Sheogordrake goes to look

[21:49] we kinda gave up on those

[21:49] yo NICKSERV

[21:49] dumbass

[21:49] I want capitals in my name!

[21:51] /nick BlueHighwind

[21:51] [21:51] *NickServ* regain BlueHighwind

[21:51] [21:51] -NickServ- You cannot REGAIN yourself.

[21:51] what a dick.

[21:51] <Attheshows> LOL

Unfortunate Timing
[15:46] <FireKnight> Once Ark gets back the apocalypse will begin

[15:46] <Ark> FireKnight: Alright, found it. Remember, you asked for it. I accept no responsibility for this. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmv9u4rWu1qgi0pqo1_500.jpg

[15:46] * DarkGolbez drools

[15:46] <Ark> Unfortunate timing, Juri

[15:46] <DarkGolbez> ...

[15:46] <FireKnight> ..........................................................................

[15:46] <Atomos> ...

[15:46] * FireKnight gets the rope

[15:46] <FireKnight> DrakeyC: Do it

[15:47] <Zeldablade0|OoA> XD Juri

[15:47] <Zeldablade0|OoA> XDDDD

[15:47] <DrakeyC> Huh?

[15:47] <FireKnight> End me

[15:47] <DarkGolbez> You couldn't have arrived a few seconds later Ark?!

[15:47] * DrakeyC summons Terra

[15:47] <DrakeyC> Go ahead, "end him" ;p

[15:47] * FireKnight hands DrakeyC The rope

[15:47] <Ark> DarkGolbez: I didn't even intend it. I must thank you for the amusement, though

[15:48] <DarkGolbez> Go to hell.

[15:48] <FireKnight> Hehe

[15:48] <FireKnight> I'm in heaven

[15:48] <Ark> I haven't heard that for a while ;P

[15:48] <Sceada> I like hell. Nice place. Got an amazing barkeeper, a friend of mine

[15:48] <Xepscern> Ohhi Sceada

[15:48] <FireKnight> Terra is "ending" me

[15:48] <FireKnight> Hehehe