User:Randomnessity

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Journal Entry
Birth of a King (1996) The misunderstood King of Maryland whose ultimate goal is to march on the world and claim it for Maryland.

A villainous being through and through, his heart slowly fades into blackness, with only one who can pierce this blackness.

''Known by many and an enigma to all. Secret plans behind his conquest could mean an eternity of his rule.''

Goals
Ahem. My goal for my whole lifetime is to march on the world and claim it for the state of Maryland, I being the King of Maryland. Once my plans (which have been setback due to an unfortunate betrayal) reach fruition I will become King of all the Earth, and will rename it Maryland. I have gained my father's support in this by giving him ownership of the entire state of Montana (he's a hunter) for his private enjoyment. I have promised my mother the state of Kentucky (she adores the scenery) and any surrounding lands. Two of my elder brothers will have the top of the music industry as their prize, and my dear sister may have any share of land she wishes.

I am caught in unfortunate war between my eldest brother's fiancee, as she believes that she is more villainous than I can ever be. Despite her delusions, she has proven herself to be a worthy opponent, but will fall like all others who challenge me.

None of you Wikians who read this need fear for their safety, for if you just keep to your normal, average, everyday life, you will be perfectly safe in the comfort of your own home. I truly have no ill will towards any of you, and do not wish to harm anyone who stays out of my way. Though those who stand in my way will not be so fortunate.

I thank you all for your time, and wish you the best of life in the soon to be, Kingdom of Maryland.

Personality
A main feature of my personality is that I am quite villainous when I wish to be and my heart is truly only 9% a normal beating heart. The rest is merely a black hole. I have been called a genius, although I prefer not to act like one, for I belive that smart is a better term. Although, I may just be being modest. I have a bit of a rude streak and tend to say things in a choice tone of voice without meaning to. I have a tendency to mess with people over text messages and manipulate others into to doing the same. All to the same person, of course. I am quite the reader and tend to finish 600 page books in a day if that is what I wish to do. On certain days I could be described as a bit... off, but this is merely a facade of mine when I do not feel like behaving as my calmer self.

Oddly, on two occasions I have been called a "sweetheart". Not as in a relationship term, but as in "my heart is sweet". I found it utterly confusing. How sweet can a heart be when it mostly a black hole? To make it worse, the first time it was said it was by a girl whom I wish ment it in a different way...... Er, ahem, I must compose myself.

I can be quite helpful when I need to be. Although in the past people used my helpfulness to manipulate me into doing what they wanted. That shan't ever happen again. Never... On another note I did teach my fiteen-year old sister how to make scrambled eggs when I was five.

Sadly, many mistake my villainous doings for evil, selfish reasons, but I can honestly say that is not the truth. While my true motives for my deeds shall remain secret, they are not evil, but simply villainous. They're is quite a difference. Or so I believe.

Appearance
Recently, it seems that if anyone has anything to say about my appearance, it is about my pale skin, or it is about my height. I am indeed quite pale, and I am indeed quite tall for my age, and have a healthy, average weight. I have brown hair that falls halfway down my neck, and blue eyes that seem to change with the seasons. Once, someone told me that my eyes looked gray, and at another time someone told me they had a purple hue. Currently, they are slightly lighter blue. Some of these changes could be a trick of the light that reflect off my glasses. I have been called handsome by a few people, and I suppose, I am honestly not being vain, that is true. Although, I am only as handsome as a young teenager can be.

I usually wear basic slim jeans, and a regular T-shirt. Although the designs of the shirts vary greatly. I also enjoy to wear longer socks with argyle and striped patterns. I currently own a pair of pine-green Converse and a pair of baby-blue slip-ons.

Other Info

 * I was born in May. My favorite month.
 * My favorite color is green.
 * My favorite food is my grandmother's meatloaf with mashed potatos and gravy.
 * Despite me being the King of Maryland, I live in Illinois.
 * My favorite song is "Hey Jude," by the Beatles.
 * I hate Rap and Country music.
 * I am homeschooled.

Interesting Tidbits

 * Literally, 75% of the time I look at the time it is 11:11 o' clock.
 * Whether it is interesting or not, I tend to be repetitive when I write or type to someone.
 * I have a dimple on one cheek, but not the other. The story behind this is that my great-grandfather had a small incident with a nail and it gave him a small dimple-like crater on his face. Coincidence?
 * I was locked in my basement by my elder brother when I was five for "psychic isolation" on a day when I was being particularly annoying. While I do not recall the matter, I am positive that was when I obtained a large paranoia that I had for several years. Even by today I haven't been completely cured.
 * When texting or typing back and forth with anyone I get nervous when some of their responses are vague. The ways I am nervous during these times varies greatly.
 * I must be a morning person, for no matter how late I go to bed I wake up early in the morning. Only once have I ever slept until the afternoon, and that was this past New Years, when I was up playing Days until 5:00 AM.
 * I rarely ever sit completely still, and either have some limb of mine twitch or bouncing, or even more commonly have something in my hands to fiddle with. I used to use a tiny, plastic, multi-colored slinky until it snapped in half. I still have the slinky.
 * In my opinion Yaoi destroys the characters of Kingdom Hearts. I mean, XemSai? Whoever first came up with that couple I will personally hunt down myself.

Quotes
"Sweet cookies! I'm on fire!" "There's a first time for everything sometimes." "It's more fun to use a knife." "If I died would you cry?" "Every bouncyball counts!" "The burritos are not in the cereal." "That's what my therapist says..." "Don't you know what it means to be a banana?!" "What time is it? Sandwich time!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Kingdom Hearts series Experience
Below is the list of games in the Kingdom Hearts series and my experiences in them. Currently, I own and have beaten every Kingdom Hearts game that has been released in the U.S.A.

Kingdom Hearts
Beat: First Mode: Normal Well, years ago on my older brothers birthday, my grandparents bought him Kingdom Hearts. As my brother played through the storyline, my brothers and I watched him everytime he played. We were all infatuated with the storyline, but things came to a crashing halt when my brother reached the epic battle in the Grand Hall of Hollow Bastion against Riku-Ansem. Despite how awesome the whole confrontation was my brother couldn't defeat him and eventually stopped playing because of how long the cutscene before the fight was. And of course there was no skipping the cutscene.

Eventually I decided that I should try playing the game for myself, and began a new file. I don't remember to much of the tribulations I played through as I was younger. I do remember that it was difficult at some points. Such as the second Parasite Cage battle and the second Ursula battle to name some of the harder ones to me. I enjoyed the experience as I played through the game, and then I finally reached Hollow Bastion. It took me forever to get travel up the castle, but it was an amazing world. Far better than any other one in the series to me. It was more Dungeon-like than the other worlds, as it recquired you to travel up mostly in a straight path to the top, making you solve puzzles along the way. I had minimal trouble in the Entrance Hall and no trouble against Maleficent in the Chapel. I was no fan of Maleficent on Dragon form, however. It took me forever to defeat her, but I did with luck and the Metal Chocobo.

Then came the moment of truth. Riku-Ansem awaited in the Grand Hall and the epicness of the whole confrontation was still evident. Eventually I perservered and did what my brother could not. Riku-Ansem was defeated and I watched the following cutscene in shock of what was happening. I did enjoy playing as a Shadow no matter how short the time was. I was also disappointed that a Heartless as fearsome looking as the Beheomth was the easiest battle since Oogie Boogie.

Than, as you should know, I had to travel to the End of the World to confront Ansem, the Seeker of Darkness. I battled throgh the ravaged world, all the way to Chernabog. Although I have now learned he can be fairly easy, he was freaking hard to me then! I eventually did beat him though, and confronted Ansem. The first two battles of the sequence were a piece of cake, but the second battle against Ansem elevated to a much higher difficulty level. I think I died several times, but eventually beat him and entered the final battle against World of Chaos. This was difficult alone, but once I gathered up Donald and Goofy and fought Ansem on the last part of the sequence I kicked his ***.

So I had beaten the game, but I wasn't done yet. I returned to all of the secret battles and attempted to beat them. You have no idea how much it scared when Kurt Zisa popped out of the desert. And the Phantom wasn't exactly welcoming. I think the first alternate challenge I beat was the Hades Cup. And eventually the alternate versions of it. Next, I finally defeated Kurt Zisa after an insane battle. I almost had a heart attack. The Phantom went down shortly after. Then I melted the Ice Titan. I had all of the secret weapons except for the Ultima Weapon at this point. I attempted Sephiroth so many times, but I couldn't defeat him. I leveled up to level 100 and still had trouble. So I decided it was time I tracked down those White Mushrooms and synthesize the Ultima Weapon. I played into the early hours of the morning, achieving the Ultima Weapon and beating Sephiroth the first time I tried. And that, as they say, is that. I am soon going to play through on Expert.

Signature
This is my signature for when I don't want to use a talkbubble.-- Random! to a point!  05:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Final Fantasy
My thanks to JFHavoc for this scrumdiddlyumptious talkbubbles.

Friends List
These are users I consider friends: If you want to be my friend feel free to ask!
 * Xion4ever
 * KingdomKeyDarkside
 * LegoAlchemist
 * LapisScarab
 * SquareEnixRocks
 * Troisnyxetienne
 * Saxisai
 * Axel'sGirl
 * MasterTerra
 * Terra Fae Odosson
 * ZexionTheGamer
 * Riku's Love
 * Kingdom zachdawg
 * DarkestofHearts
 * Redeemer & Destroyer
 * Dan da Man36
 * EternalNothingnessXIII
 * Coroxn
 * OathkeeperKH
 * JFHavoc
 * Ganondorf
 * Zant
 * Garland
 * Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Fanfiction.Net
I also have an account at Fanfiction.net, going by the name of invinciblemuffins, although I haven't gotten around to writing anything yet. Sad but true.

A poll!
In a four way fight, which one of these people would come out the victor? A: Sora B: Terra C: Vanitas D: Riku ''' You decide my fellow Wikians! '''