User:Randomnessity

Oh. Hello there. I didn't see you come in.

Goals
Ahem. My goal for my whole lifetime is to march on the world and claim it for the state of Maryland, I being the King of Maryland. Once my plans (which have been setback due to an unfortunate betrayal) reach fruition I will become King of all the Earth, and will rename it Maryland. I have gained my father's support in this by giving him ownership of the entire state of Montana (he's a hunter) for his private enjoyment. I have promised my mother the state of Kentucky (she adores the scenery) and any surrounding lands. Two of my elder brothers will have the top of the music industry as their prize, and my dear sister may have any share of land she wishes.

I am caught in unfortunate war between my eldest brother's fiancee, as she believes that she is more villainous than I can ever be. Despite her delusions, she has proven herself to be a worthy opponent, but will fall like all others who challenge me.

None of you Wikians who read this need fear for their safety, for if you just keep to your normal, average, everyday life, you will be perfectly safe in the comfort of your own home. I truly have no ill will towards any of you, and do not wish to harm anyone who stays out of my way. Though those who stand in my way will not be so fortunate.

I thank you all for your time, and wish you the best of life in the soon to be, Kingdom of Maryland.

Personality
A main feature of my personality is that I am quite villainous when I wish to be and my heart is truly only 9% a normal beating heart. The rest is merely a black hole. I have been called a genius, although I prefer not to act like one, for I belive that smart is a better term. Although, I may just be being modest. I have a bit of a rude streak and tend to say things in a choice tone of voice without meaning to. I have a tendency to mess with people over text messages and manipulate others into to doing the same. All to the same person, of course. I am quite the reader and tend to finish 600 page books in a day if that is what I wish to do. On certain days I could be described as a bit... off, but this is merely a facade of mine when I do not feel like behaving as my calmer self.

Oddly, on two occasions I have been called a "sweetheart". Not as in a relationship term, but as in "my heart is sweet". I found it utterly confusing. How sweet can a heart be when it mostly a black hole? To make it worse, the first time it was said it was by a girl whom I wish ment it in a different way...... Er, ahem, I must compose myself.

I can be quite helpful when I need to be. Although in the past people used my helpfulness to manipulate me into doing what they wanted. That shan't ever happen again. Never... On another note I did teach my 15-year old sister how to make scrambled eggs when I was 5.

Sadly, many mistake my villainous doings for evil, selfish reasons, but I can honestly say that is not the truth. While my true motives for my deeds shall remain secret, they are not evil, but simply villainous. They're is quite a difference. Or so I believe.

Appearance
Recently, it seems that if anyone has anything to say about my appearance, it is about my pale skin, or it is about my height. I am indeed quite pale, and I am indeed quite tall for my age, and have a healthy, average weight. I have brown hair that falls halfway down my neck, and blue eyes that seem to change with the seasons. Once, someone told me that my eyes looked gray, and at another time someone told me they had a purple hue. Currently, they are slightly lighter blue. Some of these changes could be a trick of the light that reflect off my glasses. I have been called handsome by a few people, and I suppose, I am honestly not being vain, that is true. Although, I am only as handsome as a young teenager can be.

I usually wear basic slim jeans, and a regular T-shirt. Although the designs of the shirts vary greatly. I also enjoy to wear longer socks with argyle and striped patterns. I currently own a pair of pine-green Converse and a pair of baby-blue slip-ons.

My Name
Exactly. Although I may reveal it eventually. Maybe. Most likely not though.

Other Info

 * I was born on May 20th, 1996, sometime in the afternoon.
 * My favorite color is green.
 * My favorite food is my grandmother's meatloaf with mashed potatos and gravy.
 * Despite me being the King of Maryland, I live in Illinois.
 * My favorite song is "Go Your Own Way"(Fleetwood Mac).
 * I cannot stand Rap or Country music.
 * My favorite movie is the Dark Knight.
 * I cannot stand blood and gore, so I have no tolerance for Horror or War movies.
 * I am homeschooled.

Interesting Tidbits

 * I am the second (first is Xion4ever) user to have the Skinny Inverse talkbubble and the first to have with emotions on the English Kingdom Hearts Wiki.
 * Literally, 75% of the time I look at the time it is 11:11 o' clock.
 * Whether it is interesting or not, I tend to be repetitive when I write or type to someone.
 * I have a dimple on one cheek, but not the other. The story behind this is that my great-grandfather had a small incident with a nail and it gave him a small dimple-like crater on his face. Coincidence?
 * I was locked in my basement by my elder brother when I was five for "psychic isolation" on a day when I was being particularly annoying. While I do not recall the matter, I am positive that was when I obtained a large paranoia that I had for several years. Even by today I haven't been completely cured.
 * When texting or typing back and forth with anyone I get nervous when some of their responses are vague. The ways I am nervous during these times varies greatly.
 * I must be a morning person, for no matter how late I go to bed I wake up early in the morning. Only once have I ever slept until the afternoon, and that was this past New Years, when I was up playing Days until 5:00 AM.
 * I rarely ever sit completely still, and either have some limb of mine twitch or bouncing, or even more commonly have something in my hands to fiddle with. I used to use a tiny, plastic, multi-colored slinky until it snapped in half. I still have the slinky.

Quotes
"Sweet cookies! I'm on fire!" "There's a first time for everything sometimes." "It's more fun to use a knife." "If I died would you cry?" "Every bouncyball counts!" "The burritos are not in the cereal." "That's what my therapist says..." "Don't you know what it means to be a banana?!" "Dadgummit!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Talk Bubbles
This is my signature for when I don't want to use a talkbubble.-- Random! Random!  20:58, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

Recently I was the subject of a little "project" I volunteered for, and the result were these lovely upside-down talkboxes!

I am the first to have the Skinny Inverse talkbubbles with emotion, but the second to have one overall. The credit for first goes to Xion4ever.

Fanfiction.Net
I also have an account at Fanfiction.net, going by the name of invinciblemuffins, although I haven't gotten around to writing anything yet. Sad but true.