User:17master/Sandbox

Crono owns the world
Characters: Story: Crono unexpectedly turns out to be ENUO, the God that brings destruction to the world.
 * SilverCrono as SilvaKrono/ENUO
 * OathkeeperKH as herself
 * Randomnessity as himself
 * KingdomKeyDarkside as KKD

[14:10] == SilvaKrono [~ENUO@c-68-51-128-115.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts [14:10]  Oh gawd..... [14:10]  Noooooooooooo. [14:10]  CRONO [14:10]  D: [14:10]  To me, all the others water down what FPS is all about. [14:10]  DID YOU DESTROY CHUCK [14:10]  Yes, I did. [14:11]  IMPOSSIBLEEEEEE [14:11]  I used my extreme god powers to destroy his very essence. [14:11]  Besides memories, Chuck Norris now never existed. [14:11]  A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm   Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. [14:11]  REPENT FOR THY SINS, TRULY JUDGEMENT DAY HAST COME!!! [14:11]  No. [14:11]  Judgement day is nothing. [14:11]  Apocalypse can only be caused by my willing. [14:11]  But... why should I? [14:11] <the17m|studdeh> O.O [14:11] <OathkeeperKH> ._. [14:12] <SilvaKrono> What good will annihilating humanity give me? [14:12] <the17m|studdeh> orz [14:12] <SilvaKrono> What if it's.. not satisfying? [14:12] <SilvaKrono> After all, why should the aged bird spread it's wings? [14:12] <the17m|studdeh> ....don't tell me you're willing to destroy the world for teh lulz? [14:12] <SilvaKrono> ...I repent. Your mortal minds cannot imagine the true depth of my despair. [14:13] <SilvaKrono> In your mortal, weak eyes, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. [14:13] <SilvaKrono> In equal ignorance, my answer is "what if it's not enough lulz"? [14:13] <OathkeeperKH> ._. [14:13] <the17m|studdeh> ._. [14:13] <the17m|studdeh> O_O [14:13] <the17m|studdeh> OKH SEND HIM BACK TO HELL [14:13] <SilvaKrono> Then I will be left with one less planet full of pawns with which I can toy with. [14:13] <Randomnessity> Is he saying something? [14:13] <the17m|studdeh> DO ET [14:13] <Randomnessity> I'm not reading. [14:13] <KKD> GoldenEye=Win [14:13] <OathkeeperKH> I would, but god wasn't let me [14:13] <SilvaKrono> An eternally powerful being is not as chocked up as it sounds. [14:13] <OathkeeperKH> *won't [14:14] <the17m|studdeh> ._. [14:14] <OathkeeperKH> Like what the hell... [14:14] <the17m|studdeh> REPENT!!!! REPENT FOR THY SINS!!! [14:14] <SilvaKrono> With the strongest and best abilities in the universe, there is nobody to antagonize me. [14:14] <SilvaKrono> And no antagonation brings about boredom. [14:14] <the17m|studdeh> There is someone... [14:14] <SilvaKrono> Endless boredom with which there is no cure. [14:14] <SilvaKrono> So I keep you mortals here to entertain me. [14:14] <Randomnessity> Are you trying to be interesting? [14:14] <Randomnessity> Curious. [14:14] <SilvaKrono> Your endless quarrels and foolish hopes and dreams are amusing to me. [14:15] <SilvaKrono> ...But one irks me. [14:15] <SilvaKrono> We were once friends, comrades... [14:15] <Hexedmagica> huh? [14:15] <OathkeeperKH> ._. Oh gawd...... [14:15] <Randomnessity> HEXEDY! [14:15] <Hexedmagica> ohayo... dajikio [14:15] <the17m|studdeh> ..... Jesus Christ.... [14:15] <OathkeeperKH> Is alive [14:15] <Hexedmagica> ko* [14:15] <SilvaKrono> But now, for some reason, he tries to bring about my destruction. [14:15] <SilvaKrono> He irritates me. [14:15] <Randomnessity> Who's this now? [14:15] <SilvaKrono> Thus, my recent pondering of Man's death. [14:16] <SilvaKrono> But... I falter. [14:16] * the17m|studdeh unleashed Kratos to destroy Crono [14:16] <SilvaKrono> Your human ways must have rubbed off on me. [14:16] <OathkeeperKH> Crono say who the fuck it is already [14:16] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, OathkeeperKH said a curse word. The incident has been logged, and will be reported. [14:16] <OathkeeperKH> Geez..... [14:16] * SilvaKrono destroys Kratos by spontaneously destroying all of his atoms [14:16] <the17m|studdeh> !beat3 [14:16] <NumberXVMoogle> *punched across the face* MEEOOORW- *punched again* ROOOWL..... *drops to the ground* Murr... *dragged to a swimming pool* R-Rowl...? *held under the water* MBUBUBBROWBUBblubbubbrowl..... [14:16] <SilvaKrono> Your petty impatience is unneeded. [14:16] <the17m|studdeh> NOOOO THE GOD-KILLING BALD MAN [14:16] <SilvaKrono> Calm yourself, female. [14:17] <the17m|studdeh> ._. [14:17] <OathkeeperKH> ._. [14:17] <the17m|studdeh> how about this... [14:17] <OathkeeperKH> I'm done with this.... [14:17] <SilvaKrono> But fine, since you beg so much. [14:17] == OathkeeperKH [4420a231@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.32.162.49] has left #wikia-kingdomhearts [] [14:17] * the17m|studdeh releases Enuo from his seal [14:17] <Randomnessity> Crono, have fun copying my speech pattern. [14:17] == Randomnessity [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has left #wikia-kingdomhearts [] [14:17] <SilvaKrono> The human named Randomnessity is the one who irks me. [14:17] <SilvaKrono> Hah! He has left. [14:17] <SilvaKrono> My problems are forever solved. [14:17] <SilvaKrono> ah, you poor fool. [14:17] <the17m|studdeh> ......fail [14:17] <SilvaKrono> Have you not seen through my delusion yet? [14:17] <SilvaKrono> I am Enuo. [14:17] <the17m|studdeh> wh... what delusion? [14:17] <the17m|studdeh> ... [14:18] <the17m|studdeh> O_O [14:18] <SilvaKrono> I have been warning you foolish mortals in my human vessel. [14:18] <SilvaKrono> Prophesizing Enuo's coming. [14:18] <SilvaKrono> My coming. [14:18] <SilvaKrono> But you refused to listen. [14:18] <the17m|studdeh> then who the hell did I release just now? [14:18] <SilvaKrono> Your people chocked me as crazy. [14:18] <SilvaKrono> Hah... you did nothing. [14:18] <SilvaKrono> I, who created you! [14:18] <SilvaKrono> I, who created everything you know and enjoy! [14:18] <the17m|studdeh> You didn't create me. My mom and dad did. [14:18] <SilvaKrono> And yet the Humans disregarded me. [14:19] <SilvaKrono> Ah, but I created your mother and father! and their ancestors! [14:19] <the17m|studdeh> No, my source of joy is stuff created by teh Japanese [14:19] <the17m|studdeh> LIEZ [14:19] <SilvaKrono> Which was created by me. [14:19] <the17m|studdeh> LIEZ. ALL LIEZ [14:19] <SilvaKrono> Foolish mortal! You dare question my tellings?! [14:19] * the17m|studdeh covers ears [14:19] <SilvaKrono> Have I not just showed you my power! [14:19] <the17m|studdeh> I'M NOT LISTENING, YOU TELL BULLSH*T [14:19] * SilvaKrono destroys 17's arms [14:19] <the17m|studdeh> GAAAAH [14:20] <SilvaKrono> YOU WILL LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER. [14:20] <the17m|studdeh> NO I WON'T [14:20] <SilvaKrono> I have just destroyed Kratos, your warrior! [14:20] <SilvaKrono> And I have maimed you! [14:20] <SilvaKrono> Do you not see your mere point in the matter? 14:20] <the17m|studdeh> I can still fight! [14:20] <SilvaKrono> You matter not! [14:20] * the17m|studdeh summons Barney to gay Crono up [14:20] <SilvaKrono> Raise arms against me and die. [14:20] * SilvaKrono disintegrates Barney [14:21] <the17m|studdeh> .... I don't have any arms. you destroyed them, remember? [14:21] <SilvaKrono> ... [14:21] <the17m|studdeh> MWAHAHAHA [14:21] <SilvaKrono> Your mortal attempt at humor irritates me. [14:21] * SilvaKrono disintegrates 17's legs [14:21] <the17m|studdeh> gah [14:21] <the17m|studdeh> GAAAAH [14:21] <SilvaKrono> Don't you see? I am letting you life. [14:21] <SilvaKrono> So you can feel intense pain. [14:21] * the17m|studdeh summons Gangster Bahamut [14:21] == KKD [~Darkside@S010600222dda033f.gv.shawcable.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] [14:21] <SilvaKrono> And see the wrongs of your actions. [14:21] * SilvaKrono destroys Gangster Bahamut [14:22] <the17m|studdeh> nuuuuu [14:22] <SilvaKrono> THAT'S IT! [14:22] * the17m|studdeh does a barrel roll [14:22] <the17m|studdeh> ROLL. ROLL FOR YOUR LIVEEEE [14:22] <the17m|studdeh> *life [14:22] <SilvaKrono> TIME FOR YOUR KIND TO DIE. [14:22] <SilvaKrono> YOU HAVE AMUSED ME ENOUGH. [14:22] <SilvaKrono> AND NOW IT IS YOUR TIME TO DIE. [14:23] <SilvaKrono> SAY GOODBYE, MORTAL. [14:23] * the17m|studdeh is still rolling [14:23] <SilvaKrono> FOR NOW I ANNIHILATE EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR. [14:23] <the17m|studdeh> MY BODY MAY PERISH BUT MY HEART WILL NEVER DIE!!! [14:23] * SilvaKrono disintegrates the entire universe and existence. Also, 17's heart [14:23] <SilvaKrono> All is silent. [14:23] <the17m|studdeh> .. [14:23] <SilvaKrono> All is right. [14:23] <SilvaKrono> And now... [14:23] <SilvaKrono> I slumber. [14:23] == SilvaKrono [~ENUO@c-68-51-128-115.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has left #wikia-kingdomhearts ["Crono out."]