User:SilverCrono/Sandbox

Lessons
Shamelessly stolen from Gin Tama :P

First impressions lie.

Keep a promise until you die!

All you have to do is wash your armpits. Only your armpits!

Why is the sea salty? Because you folks use it as a toilet!!

Anybody with a cute face is hiding something.

Sons inherit their father's bad habits.

The better something tastes, the worse it is when it goes bad.

There are some things even a sword can't cut.

You can't get anything from just a movie title.

If you pee on a worm, you **** swells!

A life without gambling is like a life without wasabi.

Don't leave your umbrella at home!

Only bad guys and retards like heights!

If you leave the fan on at night, you'll catch a cold.

Always put your wallet in your back pocket.

Beware of guys who use umbrellas in sunlight.

There is no night without dawn.

The best cribs are hand-made.

If it sounds like a foreigner, it's a foreigner. If it sounds like an alien, it's an alien.

Beauty is fleeting, ugly is forever.

The red on Santa is blood. He's an evil obese rapist.