User:D.Dark./Walkthrough: Kingdom Hearts II/Part 2

Thinking of having something completely unrelated to the game up here on each page rambling on some random thing in my life.

I havent had a hair cut in about 4-5 months and if i had not clipped some of about a month ago myself i would be looking like a total hippy.....true story.

Day 2
One identity confusion with Sora and Roxas later...we see a man with red robes sitting by some flashy computer and another man in a black coat..hmm well anyway i think there was one other scene with these two but i missed telling about that. After another batch of fresh dreams of a kid in big dorky clown shoes,a talking duck and a ....dog?? Along with Squall/Leon Seifers rival from FFVIII,Aerith and Yuffie from FFVII and the Assho- Keyhole??? Roxas wakes up muttering A key...blade? to himself showing some confusion other then Sora's mindless gibberish so far.

As Roxas here walks to the Usual Spot a.k.a. the Klepto Club he picks up a random stick and yet again mumbles A keyblade after a few swings in the air only to throw it behind himself to somehow hit the man in black coat we saw earlier. All i got to say is NICE SHOT!

Inside everyone is eating ice cream so an unknown hand reaches out to Roxas with one. The club starts talking about many things im not paying attention to as there are about 200 cutscenes in this game and all of them about 2-7 minute long and i have watched them all about 20 times by now but i do remember something about a fortune cookie,growing up,ice cream and some other crap oh and they are going to the beach...THE BEACH!? Yeah right in your dreams cause you guys are broke against the Hayners claims that he is smart...yeah right.

Anyway we need about 800 munny each to go to the beach and get some pretzels..i dont even know what that is. Anywho we need to do some oddjobs to get the munny. There are six oddjobs but i only use two Mail Delivery and Poster Duty..hehe duty.

The Mail Delivery for me at least takes about 10 seconds and gives me 50 munny but the Poster Duty takes me a minute and gives me 100 munny so its about 6x times more time then Mail Delivery for 2x as much munny you do the math altough you should try all six jobs to see which one you like. You can also skip this but we get an extra AP for doing this so start working.

After about 2 minutes and 40 seconds - 8 minutes later you can go to the Station Heights and talk to Hayner to get your AP boost and to get a cutscene to find out from Olette that we have 5000 munny no thanks to these guys.

SUDDENLY Roxas trips and a stick is flying around well that is just some bad luck. Inside we find out that apparently Roxas lost the 5k we made and Roxas says it was the man in black coat altough the other didn see it.

Back at the Clock Tower Roxas keeps on mumbling but this time he says Can you feel Sora?. Now the scene switches to the man in red robes named DiZ and the man in the black cloak, the man in the coat asks if its really that hard to make a beach..the hell is he talking about?? To DiZ's reply that they would be giving the enemy another entry point what ever that means and suggests that they splice the 5k on sea-salt ice cream money well spend along with something else i dont feel like writing here.

Day 3
Yet another freaky dream goes by in Roxas's mind but this time with DISNEY characters yay Disney i love Disney. And then yet again the scene flashes to DiZ for a few second and then to a girl so close to being albino i could see her from 10 miles away shes shining so bright. Then we see Roxas getting out of bed and in his room is a GIRL but not just any girl no its the girl we just saw. Roxas semi-notices her but she disappeared before he could make sure. Back at the Usual Spot there is a note from Hayner telling Roxas to go to the Station Heights.

On the way we run into Pence and Olette who then STOP!! Hammer time *plays music* well no but they do stop in the middle of walking and that Blond girl appears again for a tiny bit awkward hello and to tell him her name which just happens to be Naminé..hmm strange name indeed. As Naminé walks away time starts a new and Pence and Olette start walking and talking again. Hmm we are suppose to go the Station Heights but just for fun lets follow Naminé to the forest shall we? At the Woods Roxas is attacked by more circus freaks aww man another one well Roxas runs to the Sandlot only to have Seifer call him a Chicken Wuss ...WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?! Seriously Seifer is gonna get some ass-kickin as soon as i can anyway the freaks follow Roxas and Roxas,Seifer,Rai and Fu fight the freaks while Vivi runs away -_-.

This is just like the battle back at the mansion so just do the same thing until Roxas finds that its no use and suddenly time freezes again *hears Hammer time in the background* and Roxas is warped to some strange place with creepy opera.

Well more on the next page WHEN IT COMES MUAHAHA!!

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